1. WRITE EVERYTHING IN CAPS LOCK OVERUSE CAPS LOCK! WHEN YOU REALLY SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING IN ALL CAPS THOUGH, USE ALL LOWERCASE LETTERS!
2. Don't use any punctuation.
3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.
4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."
5. Use Sticky Caps Capitalize every other letter.
6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks you what you mean just repeat it the exact same way.
7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.
8. Use absolutely no vowels.
9. Answer every thing they say...
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