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How to deal with that aggervating person (kris style)

posted by MrssBieber320

Ever met that one person who really really aggervates you , like constantly talking or doing everything you do , well im gonna help you deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)

1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , you can always throw it at him/her

2) Carry a pillow in you purse/bag , so if you need to scream , scream in the pillow , this pervents people from thinking your crazy

3) Earphones , you COULD use them to block that person out , but studies show that if that person happens to swallow one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,

4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,

5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work

6) if its your sibbling ,

Girl:flush her fav barbie doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:

Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !

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How my rafting trip went!!!!

posted by energizerbunny

Anyway I'm back and I had a great time, except when we were on a bus and it was over 100 degrees, it was soooo hot, and after a while people were starting to get ill...but not me, I was laughing at everyone and they were getting mad at me lol

So we finally got at the cabins, the boys got the bigger one but they had more people, besides the girls had a much better game room, me and 4 other girls wanted to stay up all night...you could tell that we were sleepy because we were giggling at nothing and jumping at everything lol

I was soo sleepy, I fell asleep on the Pooltable which was surprisingly...

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Have You Ever...?

posted by MovieManiac95

Are You MAD!?

-Jumped And Hit Nothing
-Fell UP The Stairs
-Eaten your hand
-Swallowed nothing but choked anyways
-Gone Without Blinking
-Scratched An Itch That Was Never There
-Craved Cake but ate cereal
-Wished to fly, but had wings all along
-Skipped Without Moving
-Talked without talking
-Looked at nothing
-Done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
-Wished for school to be over, but miss it in the end
-eaten a cookie in your dream and tasted it

???????????????????????????

IF SO, LEMME KNOW :)
_________________________________________
If you're wondering what that was all about,
it was merely an introduction to my strange-ness,
and it's a...

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random facts bu are they true?

posted by karpach_13

Random Facts but are They True?

The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury

Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

The average number...

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Random Facts

posted by simpleplan

Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily, on average!

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year

The storage capacity of human brain exceeds 4 Terrabytes

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.

Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

The most money ever paid for a...

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Something to think about

posted by MissKnowItAll

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could...

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song thats untitled- ( i wrote this WRITE THIS SECOND on here.lol. please read)

posted by heavenly13

I dont undestand
i never did
and i guess i never will

i took a shot
i tried my best
to fiure you out
i gues its the end

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my trust in you and you let me down.i am not sorry. i wont forgive you , its the end
so you can put your fist down right now
its over,you had your shot, now heres mine. and now im saying goodbye...gooodbye

you broke my heart
all i wanted was a faher to love
when my mother died
you never cried
you just used the oppertuniy
to push me down

never wil you burn me
or beat me
and call me wortless as you push me down

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my...

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Ways to be VERY annoying

posted by IsabellaMCullen

Whenever you are next bored, or feel like being annoying, here are some cool things to do.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Insist that your email address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' or 'elvis-the-king'.

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN."

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their...

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To all those who have added me, mimifaith, and not had the favour returned

posted by mimifaith

I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't fan anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their profile and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to fan someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a fan of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.

Which would lead me onto my next reason...
If you have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to fan you.
However, if i can see that you're a fan of 'Random' or 'Harry Potter' or 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will fan you back.

On the other hand, if you are looking at this thinking that you haven't done any of these things, then feel free to fan me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx

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Oldest of memories from me and 3 friends who need lives. XD

posted by MF114

EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A day dont go by you dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF you do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta you XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie:...

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The no good part 1

posted by Kanji

You turned to see a figure holding your friends lifeless body. You screamed and the figure saw you and dissappered in the shadowy trees."Hey" you screamed run to were the figure once was.you stopped and leaned over your friends lifeless body you started to cry and everything got blurry.you jumped as someone touched your shoulder.you spun around to see a guy a little older then you with red eyes.you backed up and bumped into something else you turned around to see your friend with the same red hungry eyes,smiling evilly."what the" you murmured to your self backing up,the guy took you by your...

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~You would never know!!~

posted by nessienjake

Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
(Recent scientific research has has shown Duck's quacks DO echo, even though they are commonly thought not to because the echo can not be heard by the human ear.)

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

On average people fear spiders more than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Thirty-five...

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UnExpected Love

posted by TOTALFan

WARNING:
SUPPOSE TO BE ANIME.YAOI.(GuyXGuy)
GUYXGUY STORY!!!
NOT BASED ON A TRUE STORY.

Paige was heading out to her car...but she saw Erek coming.

Paige:"Hey hun!"

Erek:"Hey P..."

Paige:"What's up?I was just gonna go to the mall with Sumer and Natalie."

Erek:"Yeah, you told me."

Paige:"Why you here then?"

Erek:"Oh, I was just gonna stop by and tell you I'm gonna be over and Jake's house tonight...and I lost my cell so I couldn't text you."

Paige:"Alright babe.Thank you."

Erek:"No prob."
Paige and Erek kissed goodbye.
As Paige drove off Erek watched.
Jake came out out from nowhere...weird right?...

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Do you think I'm a good writer?

posted by MegaNerd

This piece takes place on a beach in a mythical realm from the main character's point of view

Fallen Wars

As I watch the moon begin to rise over the horizon, the waves splash gently across the shore. A breeze can be felt in the warm night air. The leaves rustle gently in a rhythmic motion away from the wind. The stars lit up the sky and shows on the water surface. Alice sits next to me on the crooked tree that is slanted in a 90 degree angle. She smiles at me as if to tell me she's fine and that the war has done nothing to hurt her, but the emotional scars still show in her eyes and the grime...

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i need everyones help!please!!! read this articles first go to the comments though!

posted by lilred96

(name unknown for now)

Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...

Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell you my full name.

Zain samuel fox

DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.

I am a very tell you what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.

But she is the most beautiful person you will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my love even if I live forever.

See ya,
Zain

P.S
I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!

Introduction to My Story, 'Ripples In The Lake'...

posted by musicfanaticXD

Hopefully I will have another chapter soon, but this story is awfully difficult to write so I'll have to leave you hanging. I think my title is reasonable (I think my descripton will be something like 'It's said that even the smallest thing has an effect similar to dropping a stone in a pond - it causes a ripple that effects everyone in one way or another.') but please give me feedback.

This just the prologue, but please let me know what you think!

***************

We were only young. We didn't know what was ahead of us. We were blind. If we had have opened our eyes we could have stopped what happened. We could have stopped that stone from being thrown in our calm lake.

But it happened, and that's something none of us can accept, even after all these years. I look at the photo on my end table and wonder what could have been. She was the light of our lives, and we didn't even know until she was gone.

Slave of a evil Wannabe

posted by KatiiCullen94

SHILOH!" ok so now you know my name, thats the beginging of a introduction right. Well im Shiloh, And that voice was the most annoying villian wannabe that ever set foot in disney, well applied and failed.
Dalivia, is her odd name. You'd think that with her personality and status it would be somthing that gave you chills and made you gasp in fright, well im a three foot mytical creature and I still ain't scared of her, so you shouldnt either..
"Get in HERE!!" she chockes. Ok tell you know, that croak is fake,, she does it on porpose, to sound more scary... quite frankly it sound hilarious,,...

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Definitely Random :)

posted by sapherequeen

KoRn Poster - I know. Epic :)

Okay, so lately I've been bored and I'm a little upset because someone took me off their fanlist (I know, I have no reason to be upset considering how many fans I have, but I'm just too sensitive to not mind). So, to distract myself, I'm going to see if I can come up with over 20 rock bands/singers that I love, and name the top 5 songs I love from each band :)

I'm not going to lie, this will probably be endlessly boring...but I didn't no where else to write this, and this is the Random club....

Well, I'm gonna start.

1. KoRn
(Songs: Hushabye, Twisted Transistor, Politics, No Way, Haze)
2. Evanescence...

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Naturally lyrics

posted by KatiiCullen94

how you chose to express yourself
is all your own and i can tell
it comes naturally
it comes naturally

you follow what you feel inside
listen to it,you have to try
it comes naturally
mmmmm it comes naturally

and it takes my breath away
what you do so naturally

CHORUS
you are the thunder and
i am the lightening
and i love the way you know
who you are and to me it's exciting
when you know it's meant to be
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally when your with me baby
everything comes naturally
it comes naturally
ba ba baby

you have a way of moving me
a force of nature your energy
it comes...

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A Poem to "Early Sunsets Over Monroeville"

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

Note: The author of this poem decided to stay anonymous for various reasons. I needed to post his poem, though. He gave me permission. I think that it's great.
Thank you.

Late dawns and early sunsets, just like my favorite scenes

I sat on my bed on a cold night. He's in the same house as I.

Then holding hands and life was perfect, just like up on the screen

I remembered when we used to play as little kids

And the whole time while always giving
Counting your face among the living

We're older now. I need to get over the fact that you hate me now...

Up and down escalators, pennies and colder fountains
Elevators...