So let's say you're talking to your friends and gesturing wildly, and because you're not paying attention, you manage to honk some part of a passing stranger's anatomy that is traditionally covered by underpants; spinning around to apologize, you instead topple down a staircase and faceplant into a wedding cake, whereupon you realize that your pants are unbuttoned. Would this be
a.) the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you or
b.) a Tuesday?
Everyone's awkward from time to time, but until now it's been impossible to determine, numerically, just how awkward you are.
Well, this...
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