I watch this guy on deviantArt. I just thought this was hilarious! If you ever need to insult someone on IM or something, you can use this...I suppose.
There's some bad words, so best to go there with caution..
The geoduck is a species of large saltwater clam, a marine bivalve mollusk. The shell of this clam is large, about 15 to over 20 cm in length; the "neck" or siphons alone can be one meter in length.