Taught my dog how to sing, call him Pitbull Posted over a year ago

i used to be a heavy gambler, but now i make mental bets. thats how i lost my mind Posted over a year ago

Busted in her eye, I guess she saw it cummin , Posted over a year ago

this wall is nothing but puns
what a time to be alive Posted over a year ago

you can tell if a doctor's a quack when you see his large bill Posted over a year ago

Ballin in Hawaii, call that hula hoopin Posted over a year ago

during droughts things just go from on ex-stream to another Posted over a year ago

Put nutella on a salmon
.....call it salmonella
. Posted over a year ago

the best way to make an apple crumble is to torture it for 10 minutes Posted over a year ago

Masturbate while I drive, call that car jackin. Posted over a year ago

art thou feelin it now mr krabs Posted over a year ago

Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl take a tinkle?

Because it's been extinct for like 5 billion years. Posted over a year ago

An unnamed woman from Chechnya, Russia, intended to detonate a suicide belt near Red Square on New Year’s Eve, in an attack that could have killed hundreds. But a message from her mobile phone operator wishing her a happy new year received hours before the planned attack, triggered her suicide belt, killing her at a safe house. Posted over a year ago

if we're posting bad puns on the wall count me in
i see said the blind man, i saw said the carpenter Posted over a year ago

Took my old girlfriend out to dinner call dat Fed-Ex. Posted over a year ago

I put in work, never skip a shift...got someone new every week...call that Taylor Swift. Posted over a year ago

Banged a mom on the stairs, now they call me step dad. Posted over a year ago

Ripped my newspaper in half, call it breaking news, Posted over a year ago

Smoking weed at school call that a high school. Posted over a year ago

HELP ME!!!!!! -clings to random person- my name is Bread. And my friend (more or less) threatened me th-that she would.... would burn me in a toaster!!!! -shakes random person's shoulders- help me! PLEASE!!!!! -random person walks away calmly- don't leave me! -collapses to ground with tears in eyes- YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!!!! Posted over a year ago

For some reason now, I do not visit FanPop as I did in August. I don't know why but everything seems to fade. Posted over a year ago

the random club is collapsing on itself and we are all to blame Posted over a year ago

I hate my book group in english class. They don't read what we have to and they keep spamming my iPad with selfies. Posted over a year ago

—My attempt at flirting—
Me to my crush: So you come here often?
*sitting at our desks in school*

Damn it! Posted over a year ago

young man, there's no need to feel down Posted over a year ago

WI FI Posted over a year ago

I just read a quote:
"Trust is like paper once it is crumpled it can't be perfect"
Hmmm......
I'll iron the paper. Posted over a year ago

I probably won't be on tomorrow, it's my sister's birthday, plus we have cleaning to do for Halloween. Posted over a year ago

sting Posted over a year ago

great apparently my mental health is so low i need to get help asap Posted over a year ago

THE DALEKS ARE SUPREME. Posted over a year ago

It's only been what, 20 minutes since they made their account, and Whynotbe has already been banned. Thank goodness. Posted over a year ago

heyo how you all doing^o^ Posted over a year ago

Add me Skype . Posted over a year ago

what is more random- being random or asked to be random? random,huh? Posted over a year ago

Add me Skype Posted over a year ago

Why can't spiders turn into beautiful butterflies? Posted over a year ago

Turn to page 394! *Dances* Posted over a year ago

The random wall is RANDOM! Posted over a year ago

If you like the crazy Bart Baker parodies I've posted here you should join the club I made

link Posted over a year ago

Today was flashback Friday so I took your advice and dressed up. -_- worst. Decision. EVER. don't even ask... Posted over a year ago

Add me Skype Posted over a year ago

I'm disgusted by what I just heard. So it's only gay and bisexuals go can get STDS? Posted over a year ago

Add me Skype Posted over a year ago

I feel so much better today. Posted over a year ago

I'm getting really annoyed at fanpop because whenever an ad randomly pops up at the top of the screen, whatever I click on ends up being something totally different. Posted over a year ago

is this still the center of activity here Or Posted over a year ago

*trying to sell candy to go on a field trip*
Me: Hey dad! I have candy I need to sell. There's chocolate and-
Dad: Chocolate? Did you just say...chocolate?
Me: Yeah, would you like to buy some? There's this awesome museum-
Dad: Chocolate!
Me: Dad, wait, no!
Dad: CHOCOLATE!
*starts chasing me around the house*
CHOCOLATE!
CHOCOLAAAATE! Posted over a year ago

I got ANOTHER question.... anyway, I went to Wal-Mart today and found this trilogy series. The first book is called Divergent. Could somebody tell me if it's a good book? I'm not so sure and I don't want to waste my time on something not good. Posted over a year ago

I AM SUCH A BAD FREIND VDJFHJD Posted over a year ago

Don't eat the yellow snow! Posted over a year ago

I have to go take a bath and get ready for bed, if my tablet is not dead I'll get on it. If not, I'll see you guys in the morning, lets see if the fire on the Fanpop club dies down by then. Posted over a year ago

I had a strange craving for pasta so I got up in the middle of the night and made some. My parents looked at me like I was a psychopath. Posted over a year ago

So there is this user who messages me telling me not to talk to them ever again. After I ask why and also to stop yelling they starts calling me names and telling me to go F myself. What in the world did I do? All I tried to do was help her/him make a new club. ;-; Posted over a year ago

Have you ever had one of those "I leave you people alone for just a minute look what happens, everything's gone to pot!" moments. Posted over a year ago

Sometimes I wonder what goes on in people's heads. *Sighs* Posted over a year ago

bye people im leaving Posted over a year ago

Whoot, I'm moving yet again. As you can tell I'm just SSSSSOOOOOO excited. Posted over a year ago

this is a link given to each member of this site, whos link is clickened ( :D) more wins it! Will you PLZ click on it? i have only 12 days left and i have 0 clicks :D and share it and get as much clicks as you can! Plz! Come on! lets do it! This is THE LINK ~>
link Posted over a year ago

Who even made the random club? Posted over a year ago

I finally just had to block my wall from people i'm not a fan of to keep that Razor dude from stalking me. I swear, he took up TEN pages on my wall of just 'Kindly report me'. Like WTF? Does this guy have no life at all or something. First it was sexual harassing me, then after I told him to flick off, he just went to trolling. And once I just ignored all his messages, he must have gotten mad, because he went to my wall. And they got worse with every account he made. Hopefully, he is gone now. Posted over a year ago

iPhone = Eye Phone = Illuminati Phone. Siri spelled backwards is Iris, thats a part of the Eye. Apple is Illuminati. They're watching you. Posted over a year ago

I'm being a weirdo and having my birthday party at build a bear. Lol Posted over a year ago

OMG!!! My parents said next year we're going to Jamaica for a vacation!!! I'm already excited WOOHOO!!! Lol sorry I just found out I just HAD to get it out. xD Posted over a year ago

So I'll be doing some study abroad programs this year but i can't decide >_< Trying to decide between South Africa, England/Scotland, and Quebec! ugh so excited! ^_^ Posted over a year ago

Did you know that the sum of numbers 1-36 is 666 Posted over a year ago

year 2050

wanna know what your eyes color represents? Posted over a year ago

This sickness is getting progressively lower.

First the headache, then the sore throat, then the cough and chest, then the stomach bug...

I'm scared of what comes next. Posted over a year ago

Flurp... lol I don't even know. Posted over a year ago

I hate when girls lie about their make up 'yeah i don't wear that much make-up' Bitch you look like the joker for the love of dogs everywhere stop lying about your make up... Posted over a year ago

Moo. Posted over a year ago

anyone here little monster? Posted over a year ago

people here are so cool :D Posted over a year ago

Here´s a tricky, question the tool to humanity survival any of neither of the box,the most important tool is respect. Posted over a year ago

(Bowser laugh) Posted over a year ago

My parents finally turned the heat on in the house! I'm not cold now. Posted over a year ago

Random is deadly dead again :o Posted over a year ago

Talk to me! Posted over a year ago

three apple Posted over a year ago

Seriously,tho what's with peeps and chain letters? Posted over a year ago

her name is Rio and she dances on the sand Posted over a year ago

To day i got kickedout off facebook cuz i qouted Lil Wayne by saying " Nigga" 7 times . Posted over a year ago

*Rolls over and sleeps* Screw the world and today. I would rather sleep forever. Posted over a year ago

After scientists figure out how to cure boredom, let me know. Posted over a year ago

Nappa: Vegeta, what does the Scouter say about the Fan count?

Vegeta: *crushes scouter * IT'S OVER 19000!!!!!

Nappa: WHAT 19000?! That can't be right!

Well, congrats to the Random club, which has now got 19,000 fans. Free Cookies for everyone! :3 Posted over a year ago

Yayz random club is back to 19000 fans! Posted over a year ago

My OTP needs to hurry up and kiss already. :I Posted over a year ago

I got my first medal :D Posted over a year ago

All I see
Waffles,pancakes,pizza,toast,dinner.......... Posted over a year ago

Pancakes. Posted over a year ago

When teacher points you out and says you're continuously talking ._. Posted over a year ago

I hope she gets lots of spaghetti!!! Posted over a year ago

WOW! Just one more fan and this club will have 19,000 fans already! ＼(>o<)ノ Posted over a year ago

Blah I'm bbbboooorrrrrrreeeeedddd...................... Posted over a year ago

Hello peoples of earth I come in peace, and with the pizza... 🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 Posted over a year ago

Grove Street my home.....well it was aleast before i fucked everything up. Posted over a year ago

Yo, yo yo, 148-3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9, representing the ABQ, WHATTUP BIATCH Posted over a year ago

I was thinking back to third grade and I was like OMG! I just remembered why I made my username gabbalee! It was because my first name is Gabby and my middle name is Lee so my third grade teacher called me gabbalee. Posted over a year ago

Bananas are a great source of potassium! Posted over a year ago

Hot chocolate has got to be one of the best things ever created. Posted over a year ago