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My H-english classes story that we all made.....Im violent in this story too. Whats with that????

Opinion by ReddXX1 posted over a year ago
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Once we all found eachother after the plane crash we showed eachother the bits and pieces of supplies we had come across. It seemed we had enough to survive quite well. All of a sudden we heard a HUG "RAWWWWWRRRR" from deep within the tall trees that surrounded us on all sides. We looked at one another to find that all of us had jest peed ourselves and were soaking wet. But that was okay because Sarah (me) and Kim had a tarp so we made new pants for all of us out of the handy-dandy tarp. Then the rawr we heard was an Umpalumpa that was magical!!! So we invited it for some cake in the magical forest. He said he could grant us one wish but we killed him instead because he was made of candy. Thank God. Then it started to rain and we huddled under a large tree and we decided to ration small amounts of the dead Umpalumpa. We made a fire with torn up pages of our favorite book and flint that we just so happened to find in the woods somehow...(this is where i get wierd.... thanks you guys who wrote this half of the story.)Sarah decided that she was tired of sitting around, bored all the time so she started to climb trees. She found an owl and spent her days un there in the tree, until she learned to speak Owl Language. (O.o) The gorgeous bird led us to a village of animals, who had set up a thriving market place where animals sold fruit and vegatables AND Umpaluma slaves. (apparently the animals didnt like Umpalumpas either.)We bought a Umpalumpa slave and planned for him to work for us...(this is where they wrote me as a violent person lmfao!!!!>.<) HOWEVER Sarah (Me) in her bloodlust, beat him to death with a cucumber. (i would have preffered a bat but ok...;P) Then we had to buy another Umpalumpa and make sure to keep him away from Sarah. We finally had a happy like on the Island using the Umpalumpas as slaves,making sure sarah didnt kill them, and eating animals and fruit. BUTTTTT we never made it off the island.
THE END PPLZ!!!
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What ever crack you're smocking I WANT SOME!!!
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Alphaman said:
She just insane!! :|
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ReddXX1 said:
LMFAO!!!!! Thanks!
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