shmarticle here is this thing it probably has zombies hide in it. Stop reading it or something bad could happen. Checkk under ur bed the watchful eye of sauron is probably watching you but don't close the door so your cat can get in for snuggles cause it's bed time nerds and this is how we do it

when we wake up the zombies are still out wailing and eating all about. But here we are just watching agents of shield. Drinking coffee just me sauron TMNT and a sweet kitty.

this article is pretty long now I can't decide weather to call it a rhyme a poem a rap or the intro to an anime

But none of those are options so I fan fiction is the way.