Rizzoli & Isles Favourite Rizzoli & Isles Quotes!

3lzyx posted on Aug 02, 2010 at 04:26PM
Hey guys and girls!Who's up for a 'quotes' thread?:D
I know we only had 3 epis so far, but, thanks to the awesomeness of the show, we're going to have a lot more in the future...and one of the amazing things about R&I is the dialogue.
So here we go...what's your fave quote(or scene)?
  Hey guys and girls!Who's up for a 'quotes' thread?:D<br />
I know we only had 3 epis so far, but, t
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over a year ago 3lzyx said…
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I'm going to start...one of the scenes that made me LOL:

Isles: Look at this! What is that white substance?
Rizzoli: Fluff.
Isles: Light, downy particles of cotton?
Rizzoli: It's marshmallow, and the brown substance is called peanut butter. It's ground up, heavy, oily particles of peanuts. What, they didn't have that in your fancy boarding school?

:DD

over a year ago r-pattz said…
^ I loved that one! ♥

"You're ruining a national pastime!"
over a year ago Unlined said…
Ooh ooh!
Rizzoli: [looks at a sandwich] Is this from the good fridge or the dead people fridge?
Isles: [smiles] Cold air is cold air.
Rizzoli: How old is it? No, don't tell me! I'm too hungry.

Dead people fridge <3 xD
And also:

Rizzoli: Yo, Dr. Death, J. Lo needs a cause of death, not a seminar on gang names.

LOL. There have only been a few episodes so far, but already quite a few great/memorable quotes :D



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over a year ago Lie_to_Me_123 said…
"You are deceptively complex. I do not understand you."

I ♥ Maura. :)
over a year ago livfan23 said…
Jane's Mom: Oh no your dad is going to kill me!
Jane Rizzoli: Tell him not to do it while I'm on call!

Made me laugh for hours. I re-watched that part several times
over a year ago HouseAddict87 said…
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Jane: "Why are you doing this?"
Maura: "Because I have your back!"
over a year ago Benny1995 said…
Jane:"Yes that is where I take my naps"

I loved that!:)
over a year ago pinkxoxpuff said…
I have two!

Maura: You are deceptively complex. I do not understand you.
Jane: Well, you would if I was a dead body.
Maura: Do you think so?

Jane: Frost, we're looking for a two by four...(Frost holds up said two by four)...Frost, we're looking for an idiot...
over a year ago janemauraisles said…
Jane -reading her mothers text- Homie I need a boner What?!
Maura: spelling erota your mother meant to say Honey I need a loaner, she really should spell check before she sends a text
over a year ago r-pattz said…
Mm, Rizzoli and Isles quote thread! Forgot this existed! xD

"Jane and I, we're..."
"Best friends. We're more than best friends. We're... LLBFFs."
"Exactly. We're LLBFFs."
"Yes, we are... life-long best friends forever. Get it?"

Lesbian subtext FTW. ;)
over a year ago janemauraisles said…
Jane: I date two types of people, the ones who hate that I'm a cop and the ones that want me to use the hand cuffs