Some good ol' fashioned Harry/Hermione bashing 

An excerpt:

(A user on a forum compares Emerson's "prejudice" against H/Hr shippers to slavery.)

Panther: Ya know, come to think of it, people like Emerson were probably the kinda people that started slavery. I mean, think about it, they thought the slaves were animals, just because they had different colored skin.

Emerson thinks we're stupid and delusional for having different beliefs. Get the similarities here, people?

Emerson: Ah yes, I can hear the H/Hr's of yesteryear telling their great-great-great grandkids about the spiritual songs they used to sing.


When Israel was in Egypt's Land,
Let my people go!
Opressed so hard they could not stand,
Let my people go!

Go down, Moses,
Way down in Egypt's Land.
Tell ol' Pharoah Emerson,
Let my people go!


Yes, those poor slaves. If only someone had told them that they could avoid the whippings, beatings, and rapings by simply turning off the computer and getting a life.

So... how much does a healthy H/Hr fan with good teeth go for these days?

That was absoluenty HILARIOUS!
I love Emerson!
Ron and Hermione forever!

OMG that is classic!!! I was ROFL by the 2nd paragraph!! Hilarious!!