You Know You’re Obsessed With Rules of Engagement When…
1. You compare your irritable friends to a bear.
2. You know that “it’s not a scarf.”
3. You think that Adam is truly incapable of a “hetero-picture.”
4. You see a married couple and say “you guys look bummed, what is it (insert number of years here) now?
5. You know that He Jeff. He eat big steaks. He die young.