Peter Engel Says That Zack and Kelly Would Probably Be Divorced Today 

It seems not every ’90s TV couple is destined to end up like

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executive producer Peter Engel, TVLine learned that Zack Morris and Kelly Kapowski — Bayside High School’s class couple of 1993, who went on to elope in Las Vegas just one year after graduation — simply weren’t built to last.

“Probably not,” Engel said when asked if Zack and Kelly would still be married today. “Well, they’d be married — but not to each other.”

Once you’ve processed that revelation, here’s a rundown of where Engel thinks each member of the Bayside Six (sorry, Tori!) would be today:

Zack would probably be the host of a game show or talk show, or he’d be managing a hedge fund; Slater would be a high school football coach; Screech would be Bill Gates; Jessie would have just lost to Donald Trump; Lisa would probably be Vera Wang, or a buyer at Neiman Marcus; and Kelly would be married with children and have a cooking show on the Food Network, which [Tiffani Thiessen] has — and I watch!

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, available wherever books are sold. In the meantime, are you surprised to learn of Zack and Kelly’s presumed fates? Drop a comment with your thoughts below.

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Um, nope. I reject this so hard. Zack and Kelly are still happily married with kids of their own, thank you very much!

Well, sure they’re divorced. Zack is now a catcher in San Diego and Kelly is an event planner married to an FBI agent in NYC.

All jokes aside, I can definitely see Zack & Kelly not lasting… probably because of something stupid Zack did that killed the marriage.

Nah, I’m not buying that. If Corey and Topanga can make it work, these two crazy kids can make it work. I’d buy that they’re separated but that Zach is actively trying to win Kelly back. In fact, I think I smell another Netflix revival on the horizon… ;)

i’m glad he never had a chance to put together a revival then

He just wants to promote his book, and the best way to do that is to say something that will get a headline people will read and then find out about his book. Zack & Kelly are still married, and no one can convince me otherwise.

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