posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rainbow Dash drove her car out of Pontiac.
Pinkie Pie: Do you zhink anyone is following us?
Rainbow Dash: I hope not. Keep an eye out for anyone that you think is working for Tirek.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich.
Rainbow Dash: As much as I'm glad I saved you, please speak English.
Pinkie Pie: Okay. *Sees an orange car behind her* Remember seeing an orange Chevrolet Nova?
Rainbow Dash: What? *Looks behind her* Oh no, that's one of Tirek's ponies! *Floors it*
Stallion: *Follows Rainbow Dash*
Pinkie Pie: Zhere's not much he can do.
Stallion: *Opens a window on his car, and grabs a revolver*
Pinkie Pie: Uh, I take it back!
Stallion: *Shoots the back window on Rainbow Dash's car twice*
Pinkie Pie: Did you bring any veapons?
Rainbow Dash: No.
Pinkie Pie: Was zum Teufel?! How could you forget?!
Rainbow Dash: I didn't forget. *Hears a bullet hit her car's door* I didn't think I'd need one.
Pinkie Pie: Vell zhis is vhere you're proven wrong my friend. If I vas rescuing you, I'd bring several guns!
Tirek: *Blocks the road with a Jeep*
Rainbow Dash: That's not good! *Swerves, and drives off the road*
The car crashed through the roof of a building.
Rainbow Dash: Ugh... *Massaging her forehead* Are you okay Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie: Ja, but I'm still cross at you for not bringing any veapons!
Rainbow Dash: *Gets out of the car with Pinkie Pie* I think we lost those guys.
Stallion: Oh no you didn't. *Points the gun at Rainbow Dash* Now, both of you are coming out with us.
Tirek: *Arrives* Naughty naughty mares. You shouldn't have tried to escape. Stallions are better.
Rainbow Dash: Is this what all of the fighting is about? Because we're mares?
Pinkie Pie: Sounds stupid if you ask me.
Tirek: SHUT UP! Stallions are superior!
Stallion: Now just come with us.
Rainbow Dash: Okay. *Walks with Pinkie Pie toward Tirek, and the stallion, but they accidentally step on a high speed model train*
Tirek: Wait. Where are we?
Stallion: *Looks around him, and sees lots of model trains* We're at a model train shop.
Tirek: Get on that train, and stop them. I'm going to wait for you further up the line.
Stallion: *Gets on the train as the last car passes him*
Rainbow Dash: We're going to escape!
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Stallion: *Walks up to Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash, pointing the gun at them* Not if I have anything to say about it.
Rainbow Dash: *Hits the stallion, and watches him land on the front of another model train*
Pinkie Pie: Good one.
Tirek: *Angry. He tries to grab the two mares, but accidentally pushes them onto the other train* Oh great.
Rainbow Dash: Now he's up front.
Stallion: What? *Turns around, and sees Rainbow Dash with Pinkie Pie. He fires one bullet from his gun, but he hits the radio, and changes the music*
Stallion: *Fires another bullet from his gun, and shoots the coupling between the train, and the car that Pinkie Pie is on, just as soon as they pass a switch. The train goes straight, and Pinkie's car goes to the right*
Pinkie Pie: *Leaning forward, making her car go faster then the train* Don't worry Dashie, everyzhing is under control. *Takes the gun from the stallion* I'll have zhat if you don't mind, eh? *Looks in front of her, and sees a window in the wall* Whoa!!!
The car she was on hit a set of buffers, and she flew through the window.
Rainbow Dash: *Slowly moves up toward the front of the train*
Pinkie Pie: *On a luggage trolley next to the train, holding a net* Tally ho! Leave it to me Dashie. I'll catch zhat pony. *Raises the net, but it gets caught on a moose head, and she falls on the back of the train* Aaaahhhh!!!
Rainbow Dash: *Sees the stallion uncouple the locomotive from the train, and tries to catch him*
Pinkie Pie: Get him Dashie!
Stallion: *Going faster, he hits the button for a switch track, making him go forward while the two mares go right*
Pinkie Pie: *Sees the end of the line* Dashie, ve're doomed!
Rainbow Dash: *Sees a box full of train tracks, and grabs it. She quickly lays down more track to make the train turn around, and follow the stallion on the locomotive*
Pinkie Pie: Mind zhe table!!
Rainbow Dash: *Puts down track to make the train go quickly to the right, then to the left*
Pinkie Pie: *Frightened* AAAAHHHHHH!!!
Stallion: *Looks at the straight track in front of him, thinking he will get away*
Rainbow Dash: *Laying down track, letting her train cross the track that the stallion is travelling on*
Pinkie Pie: Gotcha! *Grabs the locomotive* Was ist das?
Stallion: *On the tender of the locomotive. He sees the two mares catching up to them*
Rainbow Dash: *Laying down track, having them next to the stallion*
Pinkie Pie: All yours Dashie!
The stallion was reaching the end of the line, and suddenly, the tender he was on hit the buffers, and he was airborne.
Rainbow Dash: *Laying down track having her train stay below the stallion*
Eventually, the train crashed into a drawer, and Rainbow Dash was on the ground.
Stallion: *Falling towards Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Grabs a glass bottle, and has the stallion land in that. His body gets stuck in it, and his head sticks out*
Pinkie Pie: *Rolls over to Rainbow Dash from the end of the train* Wunderbar! We did it. Now we must report to zhe authorities about Tirek doing a lousy job!
But they had no need to do that. Someone already beat them to it.
Rainbow Dash: *Walks out of the model train shop with Pinkie Pie, and sees Twilight Sparkle* Twilight?
Twilight: Yeah man. Who else were you expectin'?! Mothafuckin' Malcolm X?
Pinkie Pie: So much for making a fan fiction vithout swearing.
Rainbow Dash: There already was swearing. Remember the intro?
Pinkie Pie: Shit, I forgot about zhat!
Twilight: Anyway man, I should have taken Princess Celestia's spot! Or Luna! Why did she let fuckin' Tirek take her place man?!
Tirek: Because we were close friends. *Gets pushed into a police car* I'll break out of jail one day, and I'll get back at you! ALL OF YOU!!!!!
Twilight: Nigga, I don't think so!
Rainbow Dash: Why not?
Twilight: Because this fan fiction was suppose to focus on me, but it didn't! So I'm puttin' an end to it!!
Pinkie Pie: You can't just do zhat. It's unfair to-