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Saten Twist: *Holding a chainsaw* Look what I got.
Master Sword: Don't bother us Saten!!!!
Tom: Yeah, let the cool guys do this. We don't like you.
Saten Twist: Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Screwball: That's not good. Anyways, I'm Screwball, from The Adventures of Rainbow Dash. I am your hostess. The back to back episodes of The Adventures of Rainbow Dash will begin now.
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Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of Rainbow Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, Rainbow Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 6
The Discord Express
Karl, and Kyle are driving a train towards Discord's base of operations in Ponyville. On the train was a load of weapons, bombs, and anything deadly.
Two other stallions were watching the train go by in their cars. Their names were Knucklehead, and Hungry
Hungry: Hey, ummm, that's the Discord Express.
Knucklehead: Yeah. Duuh, I wonder where it's going.
Hungry: Ah, who knows?
Rainbow Dash: *Flies by*
Pinkie Pie: *Following Rainbow Dash*
Hungry: Hey look, it's Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash.
Knucklehead: I wonder what they're doin.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees train* Dashie, look!
Rainbow Dash: That's the train we need to stop. The Discord Express may have loads of weapons for that crazy villain, but when we get on board, it won't make it to it's destination.
Karl: I wanna blow the whistle!
Kyle: No, I'm doing it!! *Blows whistle* Now you shovel the coal! *Gives shovel to Karl*
The two stallions were too busy arguing to even notice that Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie got on board the train.
Rainbow Dash: Plan A, we uncouple the freight cars from the engine, and the weapons don't get to Discord's base.
Pinkie Pie: Where's the coupling?
Rainbow Dash: Allow me. *Goes to coupling, and uncouples freight cars from engine* Hasta la vista Karl, and Kyle.
Pinkie Pie: Ja, Auf Wiedersehen.
Karl: *Fighting with Kyle* I got to blow the whistle, so it's only fair that you shovel coal!
Kyle: No way. You're younger, so you're stronger!
Karl: Ugh, fine. *Looks back* Wait a minute! Our train is missing!!
Kyle: Well, that ain't good! Go back!
Karl: You're the engineer!
Kyle: Oh, right. *Applies brakes, and drives backwards*
Pinkie Pie: They're coming back.
Rainbow Dash: *Sees switch* Not if I can help it. *Puts switch to other track*
Karl: *Drives pass the train*
Kyle: We've been switched onto another track!
Karl: Drive forward, and switch the track so that we go towards that train!
Kyle: *drives forward*
Meanwhile, with Hungry, and Knucklehead.
Knucklehead: *Driving car by train tracks* Hey, this bridge is out!
Hungry: And the tracks go to Discord's base.
Knucklehead: We gots to warn Rainbow Dash! *Drives to the train*
Hungry: *Follows*
At the train
Rainbow Dash: You'll have to go through us if you wanna take this train to Discord's base.
Karl: Bring it!
Pinkie Pie: *Playing batman music from the 60's*
Kyle: *Grabs shovel*
Rainbow Dash: *Kicks Karl*
Kyle: *Swings shovel at Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *Punches Kyle*
OOF
Karl: *Grabs coal*
Rainbow Dash: *Kicks Karl*
Karl: *Falls on ground*
SPLAT
Pinkie Pie: *Climbs down from engine*
Karl: *About to punch Pinkie Pie*
Rainbow Dash: *Blows steam from train into Karl's face*
Karl: *Punches himself*
OUCH
Kyle: *Punches Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Oh! *Falls on floor*
Kyle: *Kicks Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Grabs Kyle, and slams him into wall*
KA-BLAM
Knucklehead, and Hungry arrive, and accidentally run into the train causing it to move by itself.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, wait for me!
Karl: No, wait for me!!
Hungry: Wait for us!
Knucklehead: Yeah, we'll help you stop the train Rainbow Dash!
Pinkie Pie: *Hops into Hungry's car* Floor it!
Hungry & Knucklehead: *Drives towards train*
Karl: What about me?!
Kyle: Well, we're both on a moving train.
Rainbow Dash: And it's moving by itself.
Kyle: Towards Ponyville. If Discord can't have the weapons, then everypony may die.
Rainbow Dash: I won't allow it! *Punches Kyle*
Kyle: Whoa! *Nearly falls off engine*
Rainbow Dash: *Kicks Kyle*
Kyle: *Dragging along ground from train* AHH!!
Rainbow Dash: I gotta destroy this thing before it reaches Ponyville. *Flies towards freight car*
Kyle: *Climbing back onto train* I'll make this thing go faster! *Makes train go faster*
Rainbow Dash: *Sees bomb* If I can detonate this in time, the train will blow up before it reaches Ponyville. *Sets bomb to go off in one minute*
News Pony: This just in, a train loaded with explosives is heading towards Ponyville.
Ponies: Oh no!! *Running around*
Knucklehead: *Driving by engine*
Pinkie Pie: *Jumps onto train* Guten tag.
Kyle: Oh great. You again.
Pinkie Pie: Ja. *Pushes Kyle off train, then applies brakes*
Rainbow Dash: *Returns to engine* Pinkie, make that thing head away from Ponyville, then get out quickly!
Pinkie Pie: Okay. *Makes train go forward, and jumps out*
Karl: NOOO!
Kyle: Discord is not going to be happy with this!
The train exploded, and fortunately, nopony was hurt.
Colgate: Ponyville is saved. Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie saved us all!
Ponies: Hooray!!
Karl: Umm..
Kyle: ... I guess it's too late for sorry?
Police: *Arrive*
Rainbow Dash: Arrest these two for attempting to kill an entire town of innocent ponies.
Police: RIght away Miss. Rainbow Dash.
Karl, and Kyle were arrested. The day was saved once again. Thanks to Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie, as well as two other ponies that were stupid, but very brave.
The End
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Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of Rainbow Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, Rainbow Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 7
Pinkie Gets Jealous
So it's a nice day in all of Equestria. Soarin was flying toward the ground, and landed at Sweet Apple Acres. He was looking forward to having one of Applejack's famous apple pies. But all of a sudden, somepony hit the back of his head with a frying pan.
A few minutes later, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie were walking by Sweet Apple Acres. Then, they heard somepony shouting for help.
Rainbow Dash: Do you hear that?
Pinkie Pie: Hmmm. Let me take a minute to hear the sound that you are talking about. *Grabs binoculars, and looks around*
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, that doesn't help you hear, that helps you see. *Takes binoculars away*
Pinkie Pie: What?! I can't hear you!!
Rainbow Dash: Okay, never mind. *Gives binoculars back to Pinkie Pie*
????: HELP!!
Rainbow Dash: I heard it again. It sounds like it's coming from... *Pointing at Sweet Apple Acres* There! *Flies to S.A.A*
Pinkie Pie: *Following*
Karl: *Making fire* We'll have a roasted wonderbolt for dessert.
Soarin: I don't wanna be roasted! I don't even like smores!
Kyle: Neither do we, but we're roasting you over this fire anyway.
Rainbow Dash: *Arrives* Not on my watch!
Karl: You're not even wearing a watch.
Rainbow Dash: *Looks at watch drawn on her front leg* Yes I am. I had this thing ever since the episode Party Of One.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, leave the fourth wall breaking to me.
Rainbow Dash: Release Soarin, or else.
Kyle: You can't do anything. We're tougher than you, and-
Rainbow Dash: *Punches Kyle*
Kyle: OW! Okay, we surrender. Take Soarin!
Rainbow Dash: *Unties Soarin, and leaves with him as well as Pinkie Pie*
Karl: Discord will not be happy about this!
After Soarin was rescued, he went with Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie to Sugarcube Corner.
Soarin: Thank you for saving me.
Rainbow Dash: No problem. It's what I do best. They don't call me the element of loyalty for nothing.
Soarin: They should call you beautiful, because you are beautiful. No doubt about it.
Rainbow Dash: *Blushing* You really think I'm beautiful?
Soarin: Yeah.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, what about me?
Soarin: What about you?
Pinkie Pie: If it weren't for me, Dashie wouldn't have saved you.
Soarin: I saw the entire thing. You didn't do anything to help her.
Rainbow Dash: Ah, it's okay. She's very helpful in most of the battles I get against Discord.
Pinkie Pie: Most of the battles? MOST?! What happened to all of them?
Rainbow Dash: Can you excuse me for a moment?
Soarin: Sure. *Goes outside*
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what is wrong with you? Why are you acting like an attention... Forget it.
Pinkie Pie: What do you mean forget it?
Rainbow Dash: If you're gonna be jealous of Soarin, I'll fight Discord with him instead of you.
Pinkie Pie: *Banging on ground* NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!! We work together! It says so in the opening credits!
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, well not anymore. *Leaves Sugarcube corner*
Pinkie Pie: WHYY?! To think that this would happen to me, of all ponies.
Meanwhile, at Discord's base of operations.
Discord: *Looking at Rainbow Dash, and Soarin through perescope* Well then. It seems that Pinkie Pie has been replaced by somepony else.
Screwball: Who is Rainbow Dash working with now?
Discord: It appears to be. *Sees Soarin* WHAT?! I thought Karl, and Kyle kidnapped Soarin, and burned him with fire! How is he still alive? *Hits button* Karl, Kyle, get over here now!
Karl & Kyle: *Arrive* What do you want sir?
Discord: Soarin has not been set on fire, and killed. Why is that?
Karl: It's funny you should mention that. We were going to kill him, but...
Kyle: Rainbow Dash defeated us, and rescured Soarin.
Discord: Well, this is unnacceptable! Kidnap him again, and make sure he gets set on fire, and killed!
Karl: Okay.
Rainbow Dash, and Soarin were at Dash's cloudhouse. They were looking around the house, when they realized it was going towards the ground.
Soarin: *Looks down* Unicorns!
Rainbow Dash: *Sees Karl, and Kyle* What do they want?
Karl: *Uses magic to put Soarin in a bag*
Rainbow Dash: Leave him alone! *Punches Karl*
Karl: One punch ain't going to work this time.
Kyle: *Hits Rainbow Dash in the head with metal pipe*
Rainbow Dash: *Knocked out*
Soarin: Help!!
Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: *Hears cry for help* That sounds like Soarin again. Why should I help him after he took Dashie away from me? Wait a minute, Dashie! She's with Soarin. I have to make sure she's okay! *Runs to where she heard the shout for help*
Rainbow Dash: *Waking up* What happened? *Feels head* Ow.. So much pain.
Pinkie Pie: Dashie, are you okay?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. Kyle hit my head with a metal pipe, and I blacked out. They took Soarin.
Pinkie Pie: Well, let's get him.
Back at Discord's base.
Discord: Ah, excellent. You captured Soarin. Now, *Starts fire in the middle of the floor* It's nothing personal wonderbolt. It's just business.
Karl: *Gets Soarin tied to a long metal stick*
Kyle: *Puts metal stick over fire* Roasting a wonderbolt again.
Karl: This time, we'll really roast him.
Rainbow Dash: *Barges in room* Not on my watch!
Discord: You know what to do.
Pinkie Pie: Fight time! *Playing 60's Batman music on radio*
Karl: *Grabs chair*
Rainbow Dash: *Kicks chair from Kark*
Pinkie Pie: *Punches Screwball*
BIFF!
Kyle: *Kicks Pinkie Pie onto ground*
OUCH!
Rainbow Dash: *Grabs metal rod* Hey Kyle, let's see how you like getting hit with a metal rod! *Hits Kyle's head with a metal rod*
REVENGE!
Pinkie Pie: *Gets back up, and punches Kyle*
RANDOM WORDS APPEARING FROM NOWHERE!
Rainbow Dash: Keep fighting them, I'm gonna save Soarin.
Discord: Oh no you don't. *Pushes Rainbow Dash away from Soarin*
Rainbow Dash: *Kicks Discord*
Discord: *Falls while accidentally setting Soarin free*
Soarin: Yes! *Flies away*
Rainbow Dash: Your plan failed Discord.
Karl, Kyle, and Screwball: We surrender!
Discord: Don't surrender.
Pinkie Pie: *Pointing party cannon at Discord's sidekicks*
Discord: On second thought, surrender.
Rainbow Dash: Now, why were you trying to kill Soarin?
Discord: Because he's a wonderbolt, and I know how much you like The Wonderbolts.
Rainbow Dash: Well that's not nice. What have I ever done to you?
Discord: Besides being cooler, and beating me in every battle we have?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah!
Discord: Ummm. I don't know. It's just that you're cooler than me, and you always beat me in every battle we have.
Rainbow Dash: And let's keep it that way. *Knocks out Discord* Come on Pinkie Pie.
Both ponies got out of Discord's base of operations with their heads held high.
Pinkie Pie: I'm sorry for being jealous about Soarin. He was giving you all of those compliments, and he didn't say anything nice about me.
Rainbow Dash: It's okay Pinkie. If that ever happens again, I'll make sure you get some of the credit.
Pinkie Pie: SOME of the credit?
Rainbow Dash: Well it's better than none of the credit.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, you're right.
The End
Saten Twist: *Holding a chainsaw* Look what I got.
Master Sword: Don't bother us Saten!!!!
Tom: Yeah, let the cool guys do this. We don't like you.
Saten Twist: Oh no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Screwball: That's not good. Anyways, I'm Screwball, from The Adventures of Rainbow Dash. I am your hostess. The back to back episodes of The Adventures of Rainbow Dash will begin now.
Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of Rainbow Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, Rainbow Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 6
The Discord Express
Karl, and Kyle are driving a train towards Discord's base of operations in Ponyville. On the train was a load of weapons, bombs, and anything deadly.
Two other stallions were watching the train go by in their cars. Their names were Knucklehead, and Hungry
Hungry: Hey, ummm, that's the Discord Express.
Knucklehead: Yeah. Duuh, I wonder where it's going.
Hungry: Ah, who knows?
Rainbow Dash: *Flies by*
Pinkie Pie: *Following Rainbow Dash*
Hungry: Hey look, it's Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash.
Knucklehead: I wonder what they're doin.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees train* Dashie, look!
Rainbow Dash: That's the train we need to stop. The Discord Express may have loads of weapons for that crazy villain, but when we get on board, it won't make it to it's destination.
Karl: I wanna blow the whistle!
Kyle: No, I'm doing it!! *Blows whistle* Now you shovel the coal! *Gives shovel to Karl*
The two stallions were too busy arguing to even notice that Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie got on board the train.
Rainbow Dash: Plan A, we uncouple the freight cars from the engine, and the weapons don't get to Discord's base.
Pinkie Pie: Where's the coupling?
Rainbow Dash: Allow me. *Goes to coupling, and uncouples freight cars from engine* Hasta la vista Karl, and Kyle.
Pinkie Pie: Ja, Auf Wiedersehen.
Karl: *Fighting with Kyle* I got to blow the whistle, so it's only fair that you shovel coal!
Kyle: No way. You're younger, so you're stronger!
Karl: Ugh, fine. *Looks back* Wait a minute! Our train is missing!!
Kyle: Well, that ain't good! Go back!
Karl: You're the engineer!
Kyle: Oh, right. *Applies brakes, and drives backwards*
Pinkie Pie: They're coming back.
Rainbow Dash: *Sees switch* Not if I can help it. *Puts switch to other track*
Karl: *Drives pass the train*
Kyle: We've been switched onto another track!
Karl: Drive forward, and switch the track so that we go towards that train!
Kyle: *drives forward*
Meanwhile, with Hungry, and Knucklehead.
Knucklehead: *Driving car by train tracks* Hey, this bridge is out!
Hungry: And the tracks go to Discord's base.
Knucklehead: We gots to warn Rainbow Dash! *Drives to the train*
Hungry: *Follows*
At the train
Rainbow Dash: You'll have to go through us if you wanna take this train to Discord's base.
Karl: Bring it!
Pinkie Pie: *Playing batman music from the 60's*
Kyle: *Grabs shovel*
Rainbow Dash: *Kicks Karl*
Kyle: *Swings shovel at Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *Punches Kyle*
OOF
Karl: *Grabs coal*
Rainbow Dash: *Kicks Karl*
Karl: *Falls on ground*
SPLAT
Pinkie Pie: *Climbs down from engine*
Karl: *About to punch Pinkie Pie*
Rainbow Dash: *Blows steam from train into Karl's face*
Karl: *Punches himself*
OUCH
Kyle: *Punches Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Oh! *Falls on floor*
Kyle: *Kicks Rainbow Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *Grabs Kyle, and slams him into wall*
KA-BLAM
Knucklehead, and Hungry arrive, and accidentally run into the train causing it to move by itself.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, wait for me!
Karl: No, wait for me!!
Hungry: Wait for us!
Knucklehead: Yeah, we'll help you stop the train Rainbow Dash!
Pinkie Pie: *Hops into Hungry's car* Floor it!
Hungry & Knucklehead: *Drives towards train*
Karl: What about me?!
Kyle: Well, we're both on a moving train.
Rainbow Dash: And it's moving by itself.
Kyle: Towards Ponyville. If Discord can't have the weapons, then everypony may die.
Rainbow Dash: I won't allow it! *Punches Kyle*
Kyle: Whoa! *Nearly falls off engine*
Rainbow Dash: *Kicks Kyle*
Kyle: *Dragging along ground from train* AHH!!
Rainbow Dash: I gotta destroy this thing before it reaches Ponyville. *Flies towards freight car*
Kyle: *Climbing back onto train* I'll make this thing go faster! *Makes train go faster*
Rainbow Dash: *Sees bomb* If I can detonate this in time, the train will blow up before it reaches Ponyville. *Sets bomb to go off in one minute*
News Pony: This just in, a train loaded with explosives is heading towards Ponyville.
Ponies: Oh no!! *Running around*
Knucklehead: *Driving by engine*
Pinkie Pie: *Jumps onto train* Guten tag.
Kyle: Oh great. You again.
Pinkie Pie: Ja. *Pushes Kyle off train, then applies brakes*
Rainbow Dash: *Returns to engine* Pinkie, make that thing head away from Ponyville, then get out quickly!
Pinkie Pie: Okay. *Makes train go forward, and jumps out*
Karl: NOOO!
Kyle: Discord is not going to be happy with this!
The train exploded, and fortunately, nopony was hurt.
Colgate: Ponyville is saved. Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie saved us all!
Ponies: Hooray!!
Karl: Umm..
Kyle: ... I guess it's too late for sorry?
Police: *Arrive*
Rainbow Dash: Arrest these two for attempting to kill an entire town of innocent ponies.
Police: RIght away Miss. Rainbow Dash.
Karl, and Kyle were arrested. The day was saved once again. Thanks to Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie, as well as two other ponies that were stupid, but very brave.
The End
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Theme song: link
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of Rainbow Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, Rainbow Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 7
Pinkie Gets Jealous
So it's a nice day in all of Equestria. Soarin was flying toward the ground, and landed at Sweet Apple Acres. He was looking forward to having one of Applejack's famous apple pies. But all of a sudden, somepony hit the back of his head with a frying pan.
A few minutes later, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie were walking by Sweet Apple Acres. Then, they heard somepony shouting for help.
Rainbow Dash: Do you hear that?
Pinkie Pie: Hmmm. Let me take a minute to hear the sound that you are talking about. *Grabs binoculars, and looks around*
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, that doesn't help you hear, that helps you see. *Takes binoculars away*
Pinkie Pie: What?! I can't hear you!!
Rainbow Dash: Okay, never mind. *Gives binoculars back to Pinkie Pie*
????: HELP!!
Rainbow Dash: I heard it again. It sounds like it's coming from... *Pointing at Sweet Apple Acres* There! *Flies to S.A.A*
Pinkie Pie: *Following*
Karl: *Making fire* We'll have a roasted wonderbolt for dessert.
Soarin: I don't wanna be roasted! I don't even like smores!
Kyle: Neither do we, but we're roasting you over this fire anyway.
Rainbow Dash: *Arrives* Not on my watch!
Karl: You're not even wearing a watch.
Rainbow Dash: *Looks at watch drawn on her front leg* Yes I am. I had this thing ever since the episode Party Of One.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, leave the fourth wall breaking to me.
Rainbow Dash: Release Soarin, or else.
Kyle: You can't do anything. We're tougher than you, and-
Rainbow Dash: *Punches Kyle*
Kyle: OW! Okay, we surrender. Take Soarin!
Rainbow Dash: *Unties Soarin, and leaves with him as well as Pinkie Pie*
Karl: Discord will not be happy about this!
After Soarin was rescued, he went with Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie to Sugarcube Corner.
Soarin: Thank you for saving me.
Rainbow Dash: No problem. It's what I do best. They don't call me the element of loyalty for nothing.
Soarin: They should call you beautiful, because you are beautiful. No doubt about it.
Rainbow Dash: *Blushing* You really think I'm beautiful?
Soarin: Yeah.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, what about me?
Soarin: What about you?
Pinkie Pie: If it weren't for me, Dashie wouldn't have saved you.
Soarin: I saw the entire thing. You didn't do anything to help her.
Rainbow Dash: Ah, it's okay. She's very helpful in most of the battles I get against Discord.
Pinkie Pie: Most of the battles? MOST?! What happened to all of them?
Rainbow Dash: Can you excuse me for a moment?
Soarin: Sure. *Goes outside*
Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what is wrong with you? Why are you acting like an attention... Forget it.
Pinkie Pie: What do you mean forget it?
Rainbow Dash: If you're gonna be jealous of Soarin, I'll fight Discord with him instead of you.
Pinkie Pie: *Banging on ground* NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!! We work together! It says so in the opening credits!
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, well not anymore. *Leaves Sugarcube corner*
Pinkie Pie: WHYY?! To think that this would happen to me, of all ponies.
Meanwhile, at Discord's base of operations.
Discord: *Looking at Rainbow Dash, and Soarin through perescope* Well then. It seems that Pinkie Pie has been replaced by somepony else.
Screwball: Who is Rainbow Dash working with now?
Discord: It appears to be. *Sees Soarin* WHAT?! I thought Karl, and Kyle kidnapped Soarin, and burned him with fire! How is he still alive? *Hits button* Karl, Kyle, get over here now!
Karl & Kyle: *Arrive* What do you want sir?
Discord: Soarin has not been set on fire, and killed. Why is that?
Karl: It's funny you should mention that. We were going to kill him, but...
Kyle: Rainbow Dash defeated us, and rescured Soarin.
Discord: Well, this is unnacceptable! Kidnap him again, and make sure he gets set on fire, and killed!
Karl: Okay.
Rainbow Dash, and Soarin were at Dash's cloudhouse. They were looking around the house, when they realized it was going towards the ground.
Soarin: *Looks down* Unicorns!
Rainbow Dash: *Sees Karl, and Kyle* What do they want?
Karl: *Uses magic to put Soarin in a bag*
Rainbow Dash: Leave him alone! *Punches Karl*
Karl: One punch ain't going to work this time.
Kyle: *Hits Rainbow Dash in the head with metal pipe*
Rainbow Dash: *Knocked out*
Soarin: Help!!
Meanwhile at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: *Hears cry for help* That sounds like Soarin again. Why should I help him after he took Dashie away from me? Wait a minute, Dashie! She's with Soarin. I have to make sure she's okay! *Runs to where she heard the shout for help*
Rainbow Dash: *Waking up* What happened? *Feels head* Ow.. So much pain.
Pinkie Pie: Dashie, are you okay?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. Kyle hit my head with a metal pipe, and I blacked out. They took Soarin.
Pinkie Pie: Well, let's get him.
Back at Discord's base.
Discord: Ah, excellent. You captured Soarin. Now, *Starts fire in the middle of the floor* It's nothing personal wonderbolt. It's just business.
Karl: *Gets Soarin tied to a long metal stick*
Kyle: *Puts metal stick over fire* Roasting a wonderbolt again.
Karl: This time, we'll really roast him.
Rainbow Dash: *Barges in room* Not on my watch!
Discord: You know what to do.
Pinkie Pie: Fight time! *Playing 60's Batman music on radio*
Karl: *Grabs chair*
Rainbow Dash: *Kicks chair from Kark*
Pinkie Pie: *Punches Screwball*
BIFF!
Kyle: *Kicks Pinkie Pie onto ground*
OUCH!
Rainbow Dash: *Grabs metal rod* Hey Kyle, let's see how you like getting hit with a metal rod! *Hits Kyle's head with a metal rod*
REVENGE!
Pinkie Pie: *Gets back up, and punches Kyle*
RANDOM WORDS APPEARING FROM NOWHERE!
Rainbow Dash: Keep fighting them, I'm gonna save Soarin.
Discord: Oh no you don't. *Pushes Rainbow Dash away from Soarin*
Rainbow Dash: *Kicks Discord*
Discord: *Falls while accidentally setting Soarin free*
Soarin: Yes! *Flies away*
Rainbow Dash: Your plan failed Discord.
Karl, Kyle, and Screwball: We surrender!
Discord: Don't surrender.
Pinkie Pie: *Pointing party cannon at Discord's sidekicks*
Discord: On second thought, surrender.
Rainbow Dash: Now, why were you trying to kill Soarin?
Discord: Because he's a wonderbolt, and I know how much you like The Wonderbolts.
Rainbow Dash: Well that's not nice. What have I ever done to you?
Discord: Besides being cooler, and beating me in every battle we have?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah!
Discord: Ummm. I don't know. It's just that you're cooler than me, and you always beat me in every battle we have.
Rainbow Dash: And let's keep it that way. *Knocks out Discord* Come on Pinkie Pie.
Both ponies got out of Discord's base of operations with their heads held high.
Pinkie Pie: I'm sorry for being jealous about Soarin. He was giving you all of those compliments, and he didn't say anything nice about me.
Rainbow Dash: It's okay Pinkie. If that ever happens again, I'll make sure you get some of the credit.
Pinkie Pie: SOME of the credit?
Rainbow Dash: Well it's better than none of the credit.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah, you're right.
The End