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Rainbow Dash: *Flying in the sky*
Applejack: *Drunk, holding a shotgun* Oh look, it's an eagle. *Shoots Rainbow Dash*
Tom: *Points at Applejack* Thankfully I'm nothing like that pony. I'm Tom Foolery from On The Block, and this is Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. You'll be pleased to know that this is my second time hosting this series. With that, it's time to view this week's schedule.

On The Block: Rated TV-14
My Little Pornstar: Rated TV-MA
My Little Pornstar: Rated TV-MA

Tom: We'll have part 2 on here at 8:20, and part 3 at 8:40. Enjoy the show.

Welcome to the block. And now for...

At the crash scene, Dale's dad was not happy. The officer that arrived wanted to arrest him.

Officer 94: I understand, I know the truck didn't stop, but if you weren't using your phone, maybe you could have avoided this.
Dale: My son is going to Trenton, and you bastards won't do shit about it!!!
Officer 94: Who's he going with?
Dale: *Sighs, clearly annoyed as he shakes his head* I reported to your Sargent that he's a missing person! Don't you know how to communicate over there?!?!
Officer 94: That's it. You're underarrest. *Arrests Dale's dad*
Dale: For hurting your feelings?
Officer 94: For using...

8 PM, eleven hours before Henry, Mike, and Dale would leave for Trenton.

Henry: *Knocks down ten bowling pins in Wii Sports*
Mike: That's your second strike in a row.
Dale: You're beating both of us now.
Henry: We'll see if it'll stay that way once you go.
Dale: Right. *Waves his Wii-mote. The ball goes to the left, and knocks down six pins*
Henry: If this was real bowling, my arm would be hurting right now. I don't usually play five games in a row.
Mike: We'll stop once you lose.
Henry: That won't happen.

Outside of the house, a Suburban in State Police colors passed.

Officer 85: Those two missing people...

It was very cold in Uliastai. The mountainous terrain was covered in snow. Johnny drove into town in his Alfa.

Johnny: The South Koreans will fly me to safety once I complete my objective. *Walking down a street*

There were not many houses in the area he was dropped off. However, some of them had hidden security cameras.

Korean 53: Yes sir. We're keeping an eye on him now.
Johnny: *Looks at his watch, and starts running* Let's give the Alfa another run. *Selects his 1968 Alfa Romeo Spider, and jumps*
Commander Kane: His watch tends to do that from time to time.
Korean 53: Understood. Continuing survelliance....

After Rebecca left his hotel room, Johnny picked up his cell phone, and called Commander Kane.

Commander Kane: Johnny, how are you enjoying your vacation?
Johnny: It's fine, but I met up with a girl who claims to be working for Discord, just to sabotage his organization.
Commander Kane: This could lead to the opportunity we're looking for. You sure you can trust her?
Johnny: I guess there's only one way to find out. I'll report back when I get more intel.
Commander Kane: Very well Lightning. Good luck. *Hangs up*

Inside the airport, Johnny found Rebecca.

Rebecca: I bought us tickets to Sweden.
Johnny:...

#1: (GTA crossover)

Sword and Derpy are staying at Saten's and Trixie's apartment, not having enough money to live on their own. But overtime Sword's annoying antics get to Saten, and the clostabiba of having all 4 of them cramped into apartment doesn't help things either. Saten is awakened by the TV blasting, Saten seeing the time is like 1am.

Saten: Those two are killing me!

Trixie: (in sleep): I don't care if you are Sean Connery, that's my jet ski.

Saten groans and goes out to the tv room, behind it is a few family pictures, and one of Trixie along. On the couch Derpy is seen reading magazine...

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. You can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 6: Cards

Kevin: *Walking through the park*
Liam: Hey Kevin. *Runs over to him*
Kevin: Liam. *High fives Liam as he arrives* What brings you here?
Liam: An interest for walking. You?
Kevin: The same. Plus, I wanted to relive some nostalgia of the playground.
Liam:...

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Mike: Heeey.
Sean: What do you want Fonzi?
Mike: Ladies. *Blows his horn*
Rosie: *Pops up in front of him*
Mike: Uuuhhh....
Sean: Too much for you to handle? *Chuckles as he leaves*
Snowflake: What is it with that red diesel? Blowing his horn just to attract steam engines? Anyways, I'm Snowflake from Ponies On The Rails, and I'll be your hostess tonight. We're finishing off this segment of the S.S.S.S with another episode of On The Block, and The Adventures of Rainbow Dash. Enjoy.

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping,...

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Johnny: *Polishing his Plymouth*
Sean: *Stops at a nearby station* What do you say we finally see who's the fastest?
Johnny: You're on.
Kevin: The race is finally on!
Mily: Is it?
Liam: Your silver friend is going against the CIA agent.
Kevin: And I'm the host for tonight's episode of the S.S.S.S. We'll see who wins the race after we show you an episode of Johnny Lightning, and Sean Meets The Powerpuff Girls.

Dunedin, New Zealand.

Lewis: This assignment is tougher than any of us expected.
Derek: Yes, I agree. Thankfully, we still have enough ammunition to last us a couple of days.
Lewis: But...

Song: link

Panzer: Yes! We've taken control of the S.S.S.S!
Robert: What are we supposed to do?
Johnny: *Arrives with 12 marines* Give it back!
Panzer: Ah! Fight back before we lose control!! *Fighting Johnny with 20 men dressed as Nazis*
Robert: I'm gonna host this thing before we lose control. I doubt we will, but better safe than sorry. Here's the lineup.

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime
Sean Meets The PPG
Ponies On The Rails

Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime....

Song: link

Commander Kane: So, let me get this straight. You're anime characters, and you live in a place called Animeland?
Addie: Yep.
Cassie: Watch our show, and you'll see why.
Mily: *Blowing her whistle as she comes towards the humans*
Commander Kane: It's a talking train!
Mily: What's everyone shouting at me for? *Passing the humans* Hey guys, welcome back. I'm Mily, and I'm your hostess tonight. I got back to back episodes of a new series joining our lineup, called Johnny Lightning. Enjoy.

Rabbit Peak, Chama New Mexico.

Japanese People: *Walking alongside a trailer, carrying Type 99 Machine...

Song (Start at 4:16): link

Liz: *Playing guitar*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Master Sword: Come on over everyone! We got some great music for you.
Skywalker: Did you forget that we have a show to run?
Master Sword: You're the host you know.
Skywalker: Oh, that's right. Hi folks. Skywalker from Bartholomew here, and welcome to the S.S.S.S. This is our last show of the month. We'll be taking the 31st, and April 7th off to celebrate April Fools, and the beginning of April itself.
Wilson: Does anyone even celebrate April Fools anymore?
Skywalker: Not that I know of. Anyway, here's tonight's schedule.

8 PM - Now...

Song: link

Pinkie Pie: Jawohl!!
Applejack: *Shaking the camera* We're back!!!!!!!!
James: Yeesh! Calm down.

Nearby, a small building with bathrooms starts to shake up and down.

Tom: Looks like Rarity is getting it on with someone inside there.
Jerry: *Passes by with a freight train*
Honey Bee: *Sitting down by a tree* Hey. I'm Honey Bee from Ponies On The Rails. Welcome back to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm your hostess with a great show for you. The schedule is down below.

Part 1 - Now

Ponies On The Rails: TV-MA
Trainz: TV-G

Part 2 - 8:30

On The Block: TV-14
On The Block: TV-14

Theme song...

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Doctor Eggman's base in Mobius.

Eggman: *Returns to his base in his Teleporting Time Machine*
Robot 35: Welcome...

Saten Twist as Stan

Trixie Lulamoone/Twist as Francine

Master Sword as Roger

Derpy as Steve




Saten, Derpy, Sword and Trixie are driving around in a stagecoach. Sword and Derpy are now engaged, as Sword is actually very loyal to her. Even if he doesn't always show it.

Saten (driving, with Trixie beside him the other two in the back): Who's excited for our trip to the supermarket, gang?!

Derpy: I am!

Sword: Me, too!

Trixie: Wowee!

Sword: I'm gonna buy freshly-sliced cold cuts from the deli counter.

Derpy: I'm gonna buy something chilly from the frozen food aisle.

(They pass by a Farmers Market)

Trixie: Hmm,...

Episode 1;

Roman: (meets Niko at the boat stop).

Niko: (stressed) What took you so long!

Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. You know that, I missed ye-

Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU SING!

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Roman is driving them too the apartment, though he's driving very slowly, much to Niko's anger.

Roman: Do you think Mallorie's mad at me?

Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and you won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.

Roman: No,...

Song: www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=76&v=tIyOtMYne...ogo

Ethan: *Pulling 3 passenger cars* Well guys, we're glad you had fun, but summer is now over.
Passengers: *Shivering in their bathing suits* Is that why it's so cold?
Kevin: *Throwing a frisbee*
Liam: *Catches the frisbee*
Kevin: Good catch.
Liam: Thanks buddy. *Spots the audience* Oh, hi guys. Welcome to another episode of the S.S.S.S. I'm Liam from The Nut House, and I got everything set up for you to enjoy tonight.

8:00 PM - Now

Johnny Lightning
The Nut House

8:30 PM - Later

Trainz - Bak 2 Bak

Liam: *Throws the frisbee back to Kevin*...

Song: link

Johnny: *Driving his Volkswagen Karmann Ghia through Stuttgart*

Episode 13: Hot Tarmac

List of guest stars

Matthias Schweighöfer as Ferris Bollander
Michelle Hunziker as Talia Volker
Daniel Craig as Discord

Narrator: I had the right car for this assignment. I was hoping to also have the right connections.
Johnny: *Stops at a intersection, then turns right*
Narrator: I had to prove Mexico's innocence by finding out who really shot those missiles into England.
Johnny: *Stops at a cafe, and gets out of his car. He hits the red button on his watch, making the car disappear. He walks into the...

Johnny was playing another round of pool. This time, he was playing with Ivanka, while President Trump was getting something special.

Narrator: Something about Pool always kept my mind at ease. It's a fun game, which requires patience just to knock a ball into a hole with a stick.
Johnny: *Hits the 8-ball in a side pocket*
Ivanka: How do you keep doing it?
Johnny: If I told you, you'd be beating me all the time.
Ivanka: *Shrugs* Fair point.
Trump: *Arrives* Look what I brought. *Puts a chess board on a nearby table*
Johnny: I should've known you'd bring this up again.
Trump: Worried that I'll win?
Johnny:...

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Sonic: *Enjoying the music*
Dave: Isn't this from one of your games?
Sonic: Yeah.
Dave: It's very catchy.
Mily: I'm just glad no one's fighting for once. Normally that happens when I'm the hostess.
Dave: You must be very popular. This is your 4th time now.
Mily: Yep. *Giggles* We got a Trainz trio on our way for you right now.

Theme Song: link

Welcome to a place called The Island Of Errol. A place that is run by five railroads. It has hundreds of engines, and lots of trains in the four towns, Mossberg, Hunterdon, Zorrin, and Eastwood.

This is the story of trainz.

Episode 31: Highball

Narrator:...