1. Kidnap Ciel
2. Kidnap Sebastian's favorite black cat
3. When you're with him, yell, "CLAUDE IS A BETTER BUTLER THAN YOU" randomly and repeatedly
4. List other reasons why Claude is better, such as, "CLAUDE'S CATCHPHRASE IS BETTER. CLAUDE SETS THE TABLE MORE EPICLY."
5. Hang stuffed cats by their necks from rope in his room
6. Ask him if he's afraid of spider webs
7. Set up spider webs all throughout the house and watch him walk into them
8. Let a bunch of spiders loose in his room
9. Replace all the silverware he uses to fight with plastic ones
10. Replace his knives with spoons
11. Ask him where...
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