A Day in the Life...
I was watching my favourite Seinfeld episode, 'The Subway' (Season 3, Episode 13) and I got to thinking, what if I could read the gang's diaries for that day? I decided to have a try, so here goes...
Jerry
I had the strangest day today... I had to go to Coney Island to get my car from the police garage (I still can't believe they found it!) so I was at the cafe early today, and I was so tired. I met George, Elaine, and Kramer there, and they made me pay for breakfast (as usual) it's so unfair, I always have to pay! Well anyway, we all had somewhere to go today – Elaine was going to be best man at a lesbian wedding, George was going to a job interview, and Kramer was paying all his ridiculous traffic fines, I really don't know why he insists on driving, he's dangerous! We all rode together to 42nd Street, and I was trying to get one of them to come out to Coney Island with me, because I decided that while I was there I wanted to go on the rides, it might be years before I get out there again, and it's no fun doing it alone. But no one would come with me, so we went our separate ways. When I got...
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