bored song by..a bored person

Bored Song
I'm so bored that, i could put my hand in a toaster
I'm so bored that, i could put cheese behind my sister's poster
I'm so bored that, i could spill pickle juice in the basement
I'm so bored that, i could introduce my face to the pavement
I'm so bored that, i could put an egg in the microwave
I'm so bored that, i could make my sister my human slave
I'm so bored that, i could win a fish at founders day
I'm so bored that, i could date someone who is clearly gay
I'm so bored that, i could play on an ipod at a part
I'm so bored that, i could buy stupid things from Ed Hardy

Im so very bored, that i could write this song
I'm so bored that, maybe next time, you'll sing along

I'm so bored that, i could tape a phone to the wall
I'm so bored that, i could stand on a frozen lake and fall
I'm so bored that, i could be called dudeman or mandude
I'm so bored that, i could spit in my friends food
I'm so bored that, i could key my friend's car
I'm so bored that, i could be the next cinamon challange film star

I'm so very bored, that i could write this song
And I'm so bored that, maybe next time, you'll sing along