"Ow,ow,ow,OW!" said the green hedgehog as he regained conciousness, "that must have been some party last night. Too bad I can't remember it. Actually, I can't remember anything. That must have REALLY been some party!" He stumbled over to the huge computer and used it to get balanced. Nearly falling over, he slid his fingers across the keyboard and accidentally opened a few files. He looked at the first one and the computer read it aloud: "Dear Diary, I have installed the Gizoid copy chip into the android. He can now copy any action he sees. Because i used the chip Emerl used, it should still contain some of the data he absorbed." "Blah,blah,blah. Next file." "Dear Diary, that cursed hedgehog is on his way, so I don't have much time. The andriod is nowhere near as good as i could have made him........robot......emeralds..............memory......hedgehog........ I'll be back to finish him......" "Shit, data's corrupt. Any other files?" "Only blueprints for the new Metal Sonic." "Fuck it then" Just then he heard someone talk be hind him. "Well,well, lets see what treasures good ol' Eggy left fer me..."
God what the pie is up with you people and just putting random sonic girls in (yams) face.Their is no damn Piess(shadow/rouge or shadow/blaze.Just because most of his friends are girls dosent mean their yams.And plus rouge like KNUCKLES! and BLAZE LIKES SILVER and pie.For once just play any sonic advanture game (with them and pie)and watch his emotions on that game when that certain someone hugs him and he blushes.Im srry for the mild words but i used to think rouge liked shadow when i wikied it up and it didnt say anything about shadow likeng rouge or blaze only this meria girl was invovled.pie is awesome.!( srry for all the random words but you people were yelling at me so i am now random so enjoy.^~^!)
Here are the 10 reasons why i HATE Amy and thinks she deserves to die and burn in the deepest part of HELL:
1. She is a annoying little BRAT
2. She's a WHORE
3. She's an "upbeat" girl
4. She is as annoying as a INSANE Sonic Fangirl
5. She pulls a hammer out of her ass ALL THE TIME
6. Her face is a epic failure
7. Her voice pisses me off
8. Shes WAYY past GIRLY
9. Shes UGLY
10. SHE IS NOT AS PRETTY AS ANY OTHER SONIC GIRL AND SHE NEVER WILL BE!!!!!
I rest my case. XD
1. She is a annoying little BRAT
2. She's a WHORE
3. She's an "upbeat" girl
4. She is as annoying as a INSANE Sonic Fangirl
5. She pulls a hammer out of her ass ALL THE TIME
6. Her face is a epic failure
7. Her voice pisses me off
8. Shes WAYY past GIRLY
9. Shes UGLY
10. SHE IS NOT AS PRETTY AS ANY OTHER SONIC GIRL AND SHE NEVER WILL BE!!!!!
I rest my case. XD
Kenya: *too shock to say anything*
Shadow: u look scared sweet heart
Kenya: dont call me that Shade
Shadow: fine but quit calling Shade
Kenya: *turns to him and turns to the perv scourge*
Scourge:hi Kenya u look nice in that skirt *smiles evil*
Kenya: shut up perv before i claw your eyes out with my bear claws
Scourge: u wont do that u love me come on baby *moves closer to her*
Kenya: *slaps him *u touch me i get to blow your brains out
Scourge: good hit for a girl *kisses her cheek*
Kenya: *turns into a kangaroo and super kicks him* dont miss with the princess
Scourge: *rubs where he was hit*u want me one day b****
Kenya: *brings out a knife*who u calling the b**** i cut your d*** off
Scourge:no i leave u
Kenya: good boy *walks over to shadow smirking*what
Shadow: o nothing princess *kisses her cheek*
Kenya: *blushes*
Shadow: u look scared sweet heart
Kenya: dont call me that Shade
Shadow: fine but quit calling Shade
Kenya: *turns to him and turns to the perv scourge*
Scourge:hi Kenya u look nice in that skirt *smiles evil*
Kenya: shut up perv before i claw your eyes out with my bear claws
Scourge: u wont do that u love me come on baby *moves closer to her*
Kenya: *slaps him *u touch me i get to blow your brains out
Scourge: good hit for a girl *kisses her cheek*
Kenya: *turns into a kangaroo and super kicks him* dont miss with the princess
Scourge: *rubs where he was hit*u want me one day b****
Kenya: *brings out a knife*who u calling the b**** i cut your d*** off
Scourge:no i leave u
Kenya: good boy *walks over to shadow smirking*what
Shadow: o nothing princess *kisses her cheek*
Kenya: *blushes*
the glow was headed towards the heart of the forest
two miles ahead. i turned around to see that the Eggbots were still on my tail. so i did spin attack and all five fell to there death. i grinned, knowing that i couldn't be defeated.
all of a sudden i felt a warm breeze coming from the north east and a tinny after shock, except without the earthquake. i began to run at super sonic speed towards the heart of the forest. once i got to my destination, i saw a ship of some sort, in the shape of a crystal. and next to the ship there was something.... or someone. it seemed to be...... a... girl a hedgehog girl, just knocked out. i suppose she was the one manning the ship.
she had long beautiful light,golden-brown hair that was layed across the front of her torso. i shook her.
"hello? can you hear me?" i asked
AAAND CUT! once again out of time.please comment! i WILL answer you and your questions if you have any (; O.K I AM OUT!
WARNING! DONT BLAME ME IF HE KILLS U! >:)
1. If u become shadow's girlfriend,punch him and run.*thats a simple way to get kidnapped*
2. Call shadow emo ,warning: u may get killed for that
3. Tripping shadow,lauging in his face then run
4. chase shadow in Green zone hill
5. Videotapping him then putting it on youtube
6. Sceaming in his ear
7. If u are his gf,and cheat on him with sonic
8. Calling him a asshole
9. Getting sonic,and sliver to try and beat him up *Shadow is going to win!*
10.and finally..stalking him!
1. If u become shadow's girlfriend,punch him and run.*thats a simple way to get kidnapped*
2. Call shadow emo ,warning: u may get killed for that
3. Tripping shadow,lauging in his face then run
4. chase shadow in Green zone hill
5. Videotapping him then putting it on youtube
6. Sceaming in his ear
7. If u are his gf,and cheat on him with sonic
8. Calling him a asshole
9. Getting sonic,and sliver to try and beat him up *Shadow is going to win!*
10.and finally..stalking him!
Shadow and Sonic were walking to the market when
"HELP"Silver screamed from the top of a tree."What are you doing in a tree Silver?"Shadow asked as he pinched his forehead."Well there was this snail and he had a smiley sticker and he scared me,so I ran up this tree and now he's climbing up and I'm to afraid to Jump down."Shadow looked at a snail who had a sticker slowly making his way up the tree."Silver?""YEAH!""YOU'ER A DUMBASS!"Shadow said before walking away."Yeah!Dumbass"Sonic said as he walked away.Just then the snail grew horns,razer sharp teeth,and a spiked ball on his tail."AHHHHHHHHH"Silver screamed as the snail finally got to the top of the tree."MWA HA HA HA HA!"
END!
"HELP"Silver screamed from the top of a tree."What are you doing in a tree Silver?"Shadow asked as he pinched his forehead."Well there was this snail and he had a smiley sticker and he scared me,so I ran up this tree and now he's climbing up and I'm to afraid to Jump down."Shadow looked at a snail who had a sticker slowly making his way up the tree."Silver?""YEAH!""YOU'ER A DUMBASS!"Shadow said before walking away."Yeah!Dumbass"Sonic said as he walked away.Just then the snail grew horns,razer sharp teeth,and a spiked ball on his tail."AHHHHHHHHH"Silver screamed as the snail finally got to the top of the tree."MWA HA HA HA HA!"
END!