Sheldon Cooper

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We have just received some breaking news that Warner Bros. Consumer Products and Warner Bros. Television Group announced a partnership today with Cryptozoic Entertainment™. Cryptozoic is best known for developing and licensing games such as World of Warcraft® Trading Card Game and The Walking Dead™ Board Game. Scheduled to release in April of 2012, Cryptozoic will be unveiling a new multiplayer card game called The Big Bang Theory: The Party Game. Players of The Big Bang Theory: The Party Game will compete by pairing category cards with show insider phrases and references earning points...

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Season 2, Episode 1 (The Bad Fish Paradigm)

I've got more nervous ticks than a Lyme Disease research facility.

Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell Dad.

I drank milk that tasted funny.

Season 2, Episode 2 (The Codpiece Topology)     

Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary: the word "plenty" has been redefined to mean "two."

If you're having trouble deciding where to sit, may I suggest One Potato, Two Potato -- or as I call it, the Leslie Winkle experimental...

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Season 1, Episode 1 (Pilot)     Well, today we tried masturbating for money.
    Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun’s apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality.
    You did not "break up" with Joyce Kim. She defected to North Korea.

Season 1, Episode 2 (The Big Bran Hypothesis)     Ah gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.

An infographic illustrating Sheldon's t-shirt collection and wearing habits.

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Cool sheldon sarcasm shirt

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Large print Sheldon shouting his arch nemesis' name

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