Season 2, Episode 1 (The Bad Fish Paradigm)
I've got more nervous ticks than a Lyme Disease research facility.
Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell Dad.
I drank milk that tasted funny.
Season 2, Episode 2 (The Codpiece Topology)
Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary: the word "plenty" has been redefined to mean "two."
If you're having trouble deciding where to sit, may I suggest One Potato, Two Potato -- or as I call it, the Leslie Winkle experimental methodology.
You'd hit particulate soil in a colloidal suspension. Mud.
Season 2, Episode 3 (The Barbarian Sublimation)
I can't wear different pajamas. These are my Monday pajamas.
These Hungarians -- they're just using you for dragon fodder.
Leonard, you have to do something about Penny. She's interfering with my sleep, she's interfering with my work... and if I had another significant aspect of my life, I'm sure she'd be interfering with that too.