Are you a cliff? Because…
I’m falling into you, darn it.
Are you a monkey? Because…
You are clinging to my heart, darn it.
Are you a set of dentures? Because…
You know I can’t smile without you
I’m very exhausted
you’ve been running on my mind all afternoon
Because darn it.

I love you
We’re made for each other
Let’s have our picture taken
So I can develop you
We’re not human, we’re not animals
We’re made for each other, really compatible

I’ll report you to the police, because…
You stole my heart, darn it.
Are you a louse? Because…
You’re always on my head
Darn it
Are you a flame? Because…
Raging(probably a pun since Alab-alab rhymes with love) I love you
Use a life preserver
Because you might drown in my love
Because darn it
I love you
We’re made for each other
Let’s have our picture taken
So I can develop you
We’re not human, we’re not animals
We’re made for each other, really compatible
You resemble Papa P, Papa P (ding dong)
P Papa P, Papa P
P Papa P, Papa P (ding dong)
Are you an Exam, because…
I will answer you right away, darn it
Are you a Drug? Because I’m addicted to you
Are you a booger? You’re really hard to get
Are you a matchstick? Then I’m also a matchstick
Like a match
Because darn it
I love you
We’re made for each other
Let’s have our picture taken
So I can develop you
We’re not human, we’re not animals
We’re made for each other, really compatible

You really are a set of dentures, because…
I really really can’t smile without you…