It was my 16th birthday. All I wanted was to see Shrek. When i told my parents what I wanted, they laughed and called me a queer. I cried as they beat me mercilessly with my pet potato. All of a sudden, Shrek bursted through my window. He through my parents into our fireplace. The smell of my parents filled my nostrils. I thank Shrek. He whispers into my ear, "I'm making waffles now". He puts me on my knees and he shoves his massive ogre privates in my mouth. I can barely breathe but I carry on. I was nearly choking when he filled my mouth with his love. I felt like I was drowning but i would...
I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given.
"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life".
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot.
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
I lay in bed and it's really cold.
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me.
Yesterday afternoon I decided to watch the new Shrek movie which is currently out in the USA but not out in Ireland or the UK until next month. The movie Shrek Forever After is the 3rd prequel to the other 3 movies about an ogre who rescues a princess from a fire breathing dragon who turns out to be an ogre herself. Shrek who is now a dotting dad to three ogre kids misses his old life as an ogre and wishes that he can go back to being a fearful ogre again. A new villain Rumpkensin gives Shrek a contract to be an ogre for the day. But when Shrek signs it he is sent back in time to where he was...
Shrek has become a domesticated family man. Instead of scaring villagers away like he used to, the now-reluctant ogre agrees to autograph pitch forks. Longing for the days when he felt like a "real ogre," Shrek is tricked into signing a pact with the smooth-talking dealmaker, Rumpelstiltskin. Shrek suddenly finds himself in a twisted, alternate version of Far Far Away, where ogres are hunted, Rumplestiltskin is king and Shrek and Fiona (Cameron Diaz) have never met. Now, it's up to Shrek to undo all of Rumpelstiltskin's mischief in the hopes of saving his friends, restoring his world and...
Okey so I first saw Shrek back in 2001, which is all about a green ogre who lives in a swamp and he befriends this talking donkey named well Donkey. Of course the two of them go on an adventure to rescue a princess who is AN OGRE I MAY ADD ,as she was under a spell to become an ogre whenever the sun goes down. Personally I like all of the Shrek movies but the 3rd one was funnier and the 2nd one why you may ask because of Puss in Boots voiced by Antonio Bandreas.
Featuring an all star cast from funnymen Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Rupert Evertt (that man...
My favorite part about Shrek is that the one FUNNY animated character is Donkey!! Donkey is played as Eddie Murfy.He can sing. He can kinda fly. And he can probably make anyone laugh! And get this, he can talk. A talking donkey. Totally COOL!! Shrek is Donkey's best friend. Kinda. In half the Shrek movie, Donkey is Shrek's bff, but for the other half, Donkey is not Shrek's bff. At the end things work out and as you know, there is A happy ending! Shrek try's to save Princess Fiona and than Princess Fiona is not too happy about 3 things. #1. She find's...