It was my 16th birthday. All I wanted was to see Shrek. When i told my parents what I wanted, they laughed and called me a queer. I cried as they beat me mercilessly with my pet potato. All of a sudden, Shrek bursted through my window. He through my parents into our fireplace. The smell of my parents filled my nostrils. I thank Shrek. He whispers into my ear, "I'm making waffles now". He puts me on my knees and he shoves his massive ogre privates in my mouth. I can barely breathe but I carry on. I was nearly choking when he filled my mouth with his love. I felt like I was drowning but i would never say no to Shrek. We are all Shrek's children. Shrek watch over us all. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
My favorite part about Shrek is that the one FUNNY animated character is Donkey!! Donkey is played as Eddie Murfy.He can sing. He can kinda fly. And he can probably make anyone laugh! And get this, he can talk. A talking donkey. Totally COOL!! Shrek is Donkey's best friend. Kinda. In half the Shrek movie, Donkey is Shrek's bff, but for the other half, Donkey is not Shrek's bff. At the end things work out and as you know, there is A happy ending! Shrek try's to save Princess Fiona and than Princess Fiona is not too happy about 3 things. #1. She find's out Shek is an Oger, #2. She wanted Lord Farquard to rescue her. and #3. Shrek ends up having to carry Princes Fiona. But this is the order of how I think they are funny. #1. Donkey, #2. Shrek, #3. Fiona, #4. Gingerbread Baby, #5. Lord Farquar, #6. Dragon, #7. The little mice that come to Shrek's swamp. Well those are my favorite charcters listed in order! Thats all I have to say.
