Author's note: After having the idea for this Penguins of Madagascar story for several months, I finally decided to start writing it in December 2012. I would have liked to publish it on FanFiction.net as well, but I am unable to do so because my story contains a few non-fictional people. I suppose this could be considered my first "real-person fiction" story, though I prefer to think of it as a unique hybrid. You'll soon see why. Disclaimer: The following is a work of fiction and is intended for entertainment only. All dialogue, opinions, and plot events are the invention of the author.
The first in a series of informative lectures about the U.S. Constitution offered by Hillsdale College. You can visit www.hillsdale.edu/constitution to register for their free Constitution 101 course for more.
I decided to have another chat with the artificial intelligence system that is Cleverbot.com. This conversation took place on February 19, 2012. It was an interesting experience, though as you will see below, Cleverbot still needs a lot of fine-tuning, and likely will for the foreseeable future.
I, obviously, am "User" and Cleverbot is himself/herself/itself.
User: Hello, Cleverbot! It's been a while.
Cleverbot: It's been a while since I ...
User: Since you and I last spoke.
Cleverbot: Not what and please answer and don't change the subject.
User: I did answer. It seems you haven't changed much...