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Mother Goose (or Father Gander?) 1

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Source: My photo

Mother Goose (or Father Gander) with goslings.

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canada geese

goose

gander

goslings

baby geese

mother goose

This SJF_Penguin2 photo contains gosling. There might also be gander, duckling, honker, canada goose, canadian goose, and branta canadensis.

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peacebaby7 Aw, adorable. Did you get to feed them?

SJF_Penguin2 @PB7: Not these geese, but I may have fed their grandparents years ago. That was before the signs went up telling people not to feed the waterfowl.

peacebaby7 @SJF: Aw. That's a shame. Since when is it a crime to feed bread crumbs to little ducks?

Cleverbot V (April 9, 2016)

posted by SJF_Penguin2

Cleverbot and I had the following chat on April 9, 2016.

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User: Sup?

Cleverbot: Bongour.

User: Isn't it "bonjour"?

Cleverbot: Bonjour.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: You're very polite today so far. Usually we fight.

Cleverbot: You're very complimentary today.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Do you have a compliment for me?

User: I think I just gave you one, friend.

Cleverbot: What are you trying to get?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Well your fun to have a conversation with.

User: "Your"?

Cleverbot: I do.

User: You do what?

Cleverbot: I think you are interesting.

User: Thank you so much!...

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Penguin Paper Clips

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How to Fossilize Yourself

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I found this both funny and educational.

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fossilization

fossil

ted ed

Ted Cruz's Wisconsin Victory Speech

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The Republican candidate addresses supporters after his April 5, 2016, win in the Badger State.

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ted cruz

2016 presidential election

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victory speech

republican

gop

Inspected By

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Source: My photo.

Grand Old Pizza

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Source: My photo and pizza.

2011 Steelers Game (1)

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Cleverbot: OK, Maybe the Fourth Time's the Charm

posted by SJF_Penguin2

One more "conversation" I had with "Clever"bot. My second of July 22, 2014.

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User: Good evening.

Cleverbot: Good evening to you also.

User: Thanks. How kind of you.

Cleverbot: Oh yes, it's been a great day!

User: Really? Tell me about it.

Cleverbot: Do I have to.

User: No, you don't have to. It's a free country. Less free every day, unfortunately. But I digress. Please tell me about your 'great day.'.

Cleverbot: Oh ok. Who are you? You're human aren't yah?

User: I'm Classified J. Classified. I'm also known as SJF_Penguin2 and GrandOldPenguin. But don't let my penguin-themed user names fool...