Haters gonna hate x3

Author’s Note: I’ve already done a set of ten skits for just POM in general, but these are, as the title says, purely Skilene. Most just imply Skilene, but there a few at the end in which Skipper and Marlene are an actual couple. link are the skits for normal POM skits if you wish to read them. Any title with a Roman numeral next to it has a skit note associated with it displayed at the end. I hope you enjoy these skits and I hope I succeed in making you laugh. Peace, out.

11) Sweet Dreams

    On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Skipper had sent his men off for a snowcone reward...

Boredom+on the internet=Story
Beat THAT Einstein!!!

*10 years before Skipper and marlene met*
Location: Mexico, rural fishing town

A young, teenaged penguin named Rotwiler struted onto a public beach. Just about every female animal turned their heads, while he walked over towards the crystal-clear water. A dark figure swam across the water, about half a mile away from the shore. The young penguin jumped into the water and swam towards the dark shadow.

The dark figure stopped and Rotwiler smiled.

R: Nice to see you again flippy
F: The pleasure is all mine, Rotwiler
R: Been a while since the aquarium?...

Private: Do you have the ring?
Skipper: Yes I do
Private: Marlene do you have the ring?
Marlene: Yes. . .
Private: Skipper, will you take Marlene to be your lawfully wedded wife, to hold and to care, to love and to nourish, til death do you part?
Skipper: I do.
Private: Marlene, will you take Skipper to be your lawfully wedded husband, to hold and to care, to love and to nourish til death do you part?
Marlene: I do.
Private: You may kiss the bride.
Skipper and Marlene: *kkkkkkkkkiiiiiiisssss*

12 hours befor wedding. . .
Private: Skipper what are you doing?
Skipper: Seeing if I have enough money for a ring....

"AAH!" Skipper and Marlene screamed. "AHH! Wнч are we screaming?!" Julian asked, he spread his arms to imitate a aeroplane. "What are you doing? HERE?! Of all the..." Skipper shook his head, he put his attention back into flying the jet. "i was being da spy!! i was following you and your Girly-friend, because i am wanting you to be telling the other Penguin that i should be their new commando-guy!!" Julian exclaimed loudly, Skipper nearly had a fit. "THEIR WHAT!!!? In your dreams ringtail, that aint happening!! And Marlene's NOT my girl friend." Skipper shouted, the smile on Marlene's face...

This is a story about Marlene's wild side... And how she gets it cured. (My first Fanfic)
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-Marlene's point of view-

Here I am... Sitting in my habitat. Heh. More like a cave, or a prison... It gets lonely around here, especially at night. That's when I get the urge to go take a walk in Central Park, maybe with a friend... But I can't. It's too much for me to handle. All the freedom is so intense, it scares me. I freak out... And turn into a crazy, foaming, psychopath. And when I'm like that, I don't think. I'm just like...

A silent figure moved in the darkness,he wore a hoddie jacket in order to cover his face. He left a note on his bunk, turning around to watch his peaceful unit in a deep sleep. He sighed and turned around, out of the HQ and onto the 'island'. "HEEY Skipper!" A cheery voice said behind him. "SSSHHHH!!!!!!" He said covering Marlene's mouth with his flipper. "Mmh amhhr!!!!!!! Hey! What are you doing???" She said annoyed, pulling his flipper away. "None of your business...What are YOU doing here is the real question?!" Skipper asked in self-defence. "i keep hearing noises again...i'm to scared...

1) In Haunted Habitat, Skipper pushed Marlene behind himself protectively from the "monster". Also, Skipper and Marlene stood separated from everyone else while Roger gave his life story.




2) In Two Feet High and Rising, Marlene knew just how to sweet-talk Skipper into helping Mort get over his foot fetish, and Skipper seemed awfully flattered.


















3) In Crown Fools, Skipper seemed determined to prove to Marlene that he could be fun.

4) In Roomies, Marlene danced with Skipper in excitement of the arrival of her new roommate.

5) In Otter Gone Wild, Skipper was very assuring to Marlene...