Gollum is one cute little guy and if he were real I'd like to take him to then park for a cute picnic where we'd wine and dine. afterwards we would go to the zoo where id go to the petting zoo and feed all the little rodents to him because I think he's like half rabid lol bUT WOULD I KISS HIM? prob not his little crusty lips are NOT appealing so the relationship would prob be based around hugs or gifts. The first gift would be a new car. Idk if he can acc drive cause he's quite short might have to get him pedal extensions. When I propose to him in his favourite cave/ghrotto (prob choose the zig/zag path or the arches in sunny sands) I will go down on both knees and revel that the ring is the one that he LOVEEESSSS like he proper adores that thing hopefully it doesn't effect the marriage.