Before I begin, this is not mine. I got it from a magazine called Wacky But True
Do you think a snail can laugh? No? Surely its antennae sway about when its laughing; or does its tail twitch. Have you noticed?
Try these on a snail in your garden.
What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Shake of the head there? Maybe its not into exciting rides.
Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of giant's fingers!
Nothing?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back!
That's an old one so he must have heard it before?
How do snails get their shells so shiny?
They use snail varnish!
A big grin or an eye roll?
What was the snail doing on the highway?
About a mile a day!
Backed up a little bit there did it?
In the forest, a little turtle and a little snail began climbing a tree. It took them forever, but when they reached the highest limb, they were so happy. The turtle waved his arms and fell to the ground. The snail waved his antennae and fell to the ground. After they came to, they began climbing the tree again. After quite some time, they reached the top. The turtle and the snail began waving, and again, fell to the ground. After several attempts (and BIG headaches), the two birds who had been watching them the whole time, shook their heads sadly. The female bird said the the male bird, "Do you think we should tell them they're adopted?"
Now that is really funny. Did your snail hiccup or wiggle?
Perhaps you snail doesn't have a funny bone after all. Tickle him and see.
Do you think a snail can laugh? No? Surely its antennae sway about when its laughing; or does its tail twitch. Have you noticed?
Try these on a snail in your garden.
What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back?
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Shake of the head there? Maybe its not into exciting rides.
Where do you find giant snails?
At the end of giant's fingers!
Nothing?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Because he carries a house on his back!
That's an old one so he must have heard it before?
How do snails get their shells so shiny?
They use snail varnish!
A big grin or an eye roll?
What was the snail doing on the highway?
About a mile a day!
Backed up a little bit there did it?
In the forest, a little turtle and a little snail began climbing a tree. It took them forever, but when they reached the highest limb, they were so happy. The turtle waved his arms and fell to the ground. The snail waved his antennae and fell to the ground. After they came to, they began climbing the tree again. After quite some time, they reached the top. The turtle and the snail began waving, and again, fell to the ground. After several attempts (and BIG headaches), the two birds who had been watching them the whole time, shook their heads sadly. The female bird said the the male bird, "Do you think we should tell them they're adopted?"
Now that is really funny. Did your snail hiccup or wiggle?
Perhaps you snail doesn't have a funny bone after all. Tickle him and see.