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Fan fiction by Bluekait posted over a year ago
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I roll over and fell on the floor. Ow I rub my head and looked up. Donnie must of left because he wasn't there. I got up, went off to put clean clothes on and went to the Dining Hall. When I entered, I saw Draco leaned over and gave Demi a passionate kiss. Make me feel unimportant that Alec is gone. I notice that they are holding hands. They are dating, which makes me morre depressed. As I walked to the Hufflepuff table, I noticed another note. I picked it up, I enjoyed last night. I got to know you a little better. So, when is this dance happening? Love, Donnie Okay, now I am on a date with Donnie. I think I can get valued infomation from him. I went to the table and told Ellie and Bonnie what the note said. Then I told them that I was going to a date with Donnie. They laughed. "So wait, he is a half-breed?"
"I think so. Like me."
Bonnie spitted out her OJ. "You are a half-breed?"
"I am half-mutant. My mom is a superhero and my dad is a wizard."
She cleaned up her mess. "I didn't know that. What can you do?"
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Fan fiction by Bluekait posted over a year ago
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We ordered our butterbeers and took a seat. I noticed another note. I picked it up. "Lyds, what's that?" Sara asked. "What does it say?" said Demi. I knew I couldn't keep this to myself anymore. I would have to tell them. "Well, I been getting these notes. They are like clues," I explained. Bonnie gave the I-know-its-a-secret-lover look. The rest nods in agreement. "Look, he thinks I am his girlfriend. But I tricked him to believe that. And I sorta .... kissed him." They all said "ooo." I grunted, "Well, I had too. It's just an invisible guy. He only showed the outline of himself. Anyway, he said he is going to give me notes. Even one of them said that he is watching. I have gotten another this morning that I was too tired to read." They looked at each other. "Well I gotta go. I have to study." I stumbled out of there and ran back into the castle. I got to think. Think Lyds think I told myself. You actually like this guy and you need to think about your next actions. You are being watched. I got back to the Common Room and sat there for hours. Ellie gave me a hug and wished me good night. Bonnie smirked and went off to bed. I couldn't sleep. Stayed up for hours,...
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Fan fiction by Bluekait posted over a year ago
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It feels like I seen this before. I continue to trick the voice. I got off his lap and turned invisible. He got up too. "Where are you going?" I turned to him. "I am going back to bed. I got school tommorrow," I explained. I reached for the door and left. I couldn't explain what I did there but I am pretty sure that I brung him closer to me. I went to bed and wait till the morning comes. The rays of the sun peeked through the windows and on to my eyeballs. It hurts. I opened my eyes and the first thing I saw was another note on my nightstand. I didn't have the time to read it. It was too early to solve this note.

It was finally the weekend and I am free to do anything! I am going to Honeydukes to buy some sweets and probably go to that shop that George Weasley owns. George let Ron and Percy work there with them since he lost his brother and the shop is getting busier. I convince Jo to come with us. "I am not sure, Lydia. I am a bit worried. You know the crazy the Weasleys can get." she whined. I told her, "Jo, they are Harry's friends and they losted a loved one. Harry is the only family member you have at this school and you are complainig?" She agreed to go.
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Fan fiction by Bluekait posted over a year ago
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I thought about it alot. What can we do to stop this voice and his evil plans to take over Hogwarts? There is no way it is Voldemort (I know what y'all are thinking, it's not) because he is dead. We all saw it happen. Alec been missing for weeks; I miss him. When I walked into my Charms class, I saw a tiger lily (my fave flower) at my seat with a note attached. I read. "You figured out the first clue, my love. But I am watching you from above. We will have to talk soon, in a abandon claasroom." Who is this? Darkness fell. Night. I turned invisible (my mom was a super hero. Surprised?) and I walked into an abandoned classroom. I turned visible. Like in my dream, there was a desk and 2 chairs, one either side. The voice appeared (or heard), "We meet agian, Lyds. How is .... school?" I grunted. "How should I know? You watched me, you perv!"

He laughed.

I went to where he was sitting and looked. No one. I sat in his seat like he was there and I was his girlfriend (as if). He said, "Oh. Baby, I didn't know you want me this bad." Then I felt lips pressed against mine. I got an idea: I would have to play along, to trick him. I kissed him back with passion. When...
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Fan fiction by Bluekait posted over a year ago
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I woke up, sweating. That was all a dream. Everything that happened in those 24 hours was all a dream. How long was I out? The events, the craziness, the love...were all lies! Someone was controlling my dreams and my mind with their dirty minds, ewwww! I knew I never dream that kind of stuff. I got out of bed and went to the Dining Hall to gluttony myself out of this. As I entered, everything was back to normal. War ended, Voldemort dead and Snape wasn't killed. Bella is dead as well. Good. Jo told me that Demi and Draco was dating. Figures. So were Professors Snape and Black. Again, figures. Mab and Neville (I found out myself) are dating and so are Sara and Ron (I talked Sara into it, thank you very much). But the only thing of the dream that was real is Alec was missing. That sucks, doesn't it? When I went to bed and fell asleep, I had another vivid dream; I walked down a dark corridor. There was an open door, and really? An open door? As you would normally do, I walked myself in. I found a desk and 2 chairs, one on either side. A deep, mysterious voice said, "Take a seat, Miss. Lydia. I would like to talk to you." I did as I was told, I sat down. "As you know, you had...
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Fan fiction by Bluekait posted over a year ago
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I heard voices....

Loud voices....

I groaned...

As I woke up, I realized I was in the Hospital Wing and everyone I knew was here. "Look, she is waking up!" someone said. People were talking again. I looked down, I noticed that I have no shirt on (Thank the wizarding God that I have my sports bra on) and my torso was cover in bloody bandages. I have a major headache and I slumped my head back on the pillow. "What happened?" I asked, in a hoarsed voice. "We don't know. I found you covered in blood at the Dining Hall," said Draco with white stains STILL on his shirt. I was still digusted that the fact Draco and Demi did it and I actually saw them do it, trying to get Demi pregant. Major ew. "Just be glad that Mr. Malfoy saved your life," said Professors Snape and Black, chiming in with (again) white stains on thier shirts. I think they wanted to have kids as well. Yuck. Sara finally got Ron, cause she is snogging him in the far corner. I think they getting a little too excited for snogging in the corner. "I am glad. Where's Alec? Last time I saw him is he was with me snogging on the couch in the Hufflepuff Common Room," I answered. "Nobody...
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Fan fiction by Bluekait posted over a year ago
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Sara looks at the couple. Mab resting her head on Neville's shoulder and he is petting her hair. "See? They look like they are made for each other? That is what you and Ron are going to look like and you guys are going to do it in a private hidden room somewhere here in Hogwarts!" I told her. We got up. I told her my goodbyes and I went to find Professor Black. I need to talk to her. But I found her lip-locking Snape, in a way a student should not have seen. I was digusted. Why? Get a room. Students don't want you guys doing it in mid-hallway! I thought. But who cares. I saw Seamus talking to Ellie. Seamus keeps telling me ( we have Astrology together ) how much he likes Ellie and stuff. He worries if Ellie doesn't feel the same way. Geesh, ask her out already!

I ran into Alec. "Hey, my little black flower is here!" Alec said, as he scooped me up. I barely spoked to him since the War started. "Hi Alec," I replied. He kissed me, which sends me into a deep fantasy of fresh flowers, a private hut and a beautiful scenery. I giggled. He carried me to the Hufflepuff Common Room entry way and we got in there. We fell asleep on the couch. THUD Suddenly I woke...
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Fan fiction by dragonsmemory posted over a year ago
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((Just because I NEEDED to write the conversation))

Harry led me away from everyone else. I was relieved to see him alive. The sight of his limp body in Hagrid's arms would haunt my nightmares for months to come. (family trait, it seems)
"There's something i have to tell you", he said in his rumbling accent, his bright green eyes expressionless.
"Please tell me this is an explanation of why I had to spend the past ten months holed up in the Hog's Head," i said irritably. I had a pretty short fuse. Not quite as short as Harry's, though. His was said to be the shortest in all of Hogwarts. The slightest thing could set him off.
We both crossed our arms at the same time, my brown eyes gazing into his green ones.
"Yes, it is, actually. Ron, Hermione, and I were hunting Horcruxes."
"Hor-whats?"
He sighed. "Horcruxes. Little bits of Voldemort's soul. We had to hunt them down. Well, technically just me, the other two were just along for the ride."
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Fan fiction by Bluekait posted over a year ago
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I sat down and watched everyone come and go. Professor Flitwick announced that the War is over, Harry is not dead and we won. I think I just saw Professor Snape sneering at some bratty kid. Then Harry came over to the Weasleys' with Hermione and Ron. Mrs. Weasley had cried herself sick, she was green. I felt really bad for her. Harry went with Jo to talk to her in private. I never noticed they were cousins till now because they look EXACTLY alike. But Jo is American. There is no way her and Harry are family, I thought. Mab was talking to Neville. She had a broken arm and Neville was mending it. They look like they are the perfect couple.

"Bonnie!" I cried. Bonnie turned from mending Demi, who has a broken leg from a Death Eater flinging something at her. "Bonnie, do you need help?" Bonnie nodded and motion me over. She pointed to Sara. Sara has a few minor cuts that needed to be mended, But she watching Ron the whole time. "Why don't you ask him, Sara? I bet he would love to be with you!" She looked at me and said, " I'm not sure Lydia. He might go with my sister. You so lucky that you got an amazing guy to spend the rest of your life with. I am going to stay...
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Fan fiction by Bluekait posted over a year ago
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It been a long year at Hogwarts. The War had begun and Voldemort is out looking for Harry Potter to kill. My name? Lydia Black, a Hufflepuff in her 5th year. My friends are Corabeth Mab, a Ravenclaw and Jo Glass, a Gryffindor. We met in our 2nd year, during our first Charms class together. We will tell you how it happened. Here it goes.

"Lyds! Lyds! Where are you going?" Bonnie cried. I looked back. I have been tracking down Jo and Mab. I can't find them. "Bonnie, I'm going to the Forbidden Forest! I'll be back. Keep fighting! Remember what Professor Black said!" I yelled. Almost 2 hours at the War of Hogwarts and I don't know where I am going. Then I saw Jo. Jo! Just her! Where's Mab?, I wondered. "Jo! Where is Mab?" I called. Jo turned around, still standing at the edge of the Forest. She ran. She ran to me, giving me a huge hug. "I don't know. I think she went to find Neville, seeing if he is okay." she told me. "Okay. But we have to go back to the castle. Our friends and classmates need our help." Jo looked at me, I knew what it means. She has an idea.
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Fan fiction by Bluekait posted over a year ago
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It been a long year at Hogwarts. The War had begun and Voldemort is out looking for Harry Potter to kill. My name? Lydia Black, a Hufflepuff in her 5th year. My friends are Corabeth Mab, a Ravenclaw and Jo Glass, a Gryffindor. We met in our 2nd year, during our first Charms class together. We will tell you how it happened. Here it goes.

"Lyds! Lyds! Where are you going?" Bonnie cried. I looked back. I have been tracking down Jo and Mab. I can't find them. "Bonnie, I'm going to the Forbidden Forest! I'll be back. Keep fighting! Remember what Professor Black said!" I yelled. Almost 2 hours at the War of Hogwarts and I don't know where I am going. Then I saw Jo. Jo! Just her! Where's Mab?, I wondered. "Jo! Where is Mab?" I called. Jo turned around, still standing at the edge of the Forest. She ran. She ran to me, giving me a huge hug. "I don't know. I think she went to find Neville, seeing if he is okay." she told me. "Okay. But we have to go back to the castle. Our friends and classmates need our help." Jo looked at me, I knew what it means. She has an idea.
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Article by dragonsmemory posted over a year ago
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((This is in now way Potter-related. It's just a quick scene. Any of you with siblings can sympathize.))

*my phone rings*
Em: Hey Sis!
*click*
*phone rings again*
Em: Hey. Hey. Hey.
*click*
*Mom's phone rings*
Em: She hung up on me!
Mom: And that's surprising?
Em: I'm going to try again.
*click*
*my phone rings*
Em: Hi.
Me: No.
*click*

And there you have it. Something we can all relate to in some way.
Special thanks to my sister and my mom for inspiring this little scene. Yes, this will eventually happen.
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Article by Bluekait posted over a year ago
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Don't let people ruin your life
Wanna kill yourself? Imagine this. You come home from school one day. You’ve had yet another horrible day. You’re just ready to give up. So you go to your room, close the door, and take out that suicide note you’ve written and rewritten over and over and over You take out those razor blades, and cut for the very last time. You grab that bottle of pills and take them all. Laying down, holding the letter to your chest, you close your eyes for the very last time. A few hours later, your little brother knocks on your door to come tell you dinners ready. You don’t answer, so he walks in. All he sees is you laying on your bed, so he thinks you’re asleep. He tells your mom this. Your mom goes to your room to wake you up. She notices something is odd. She grabs the paper in your hand and reads it. Sobbing, she tries to wake you up. She’s screaming your name. Your brother, so confused, runs to go tell Dad that “Mommy is crying and sissy won’t wake up.” Your dad runs to your room. He looks at your mom, crying, holding the letter to her chest, sitting next to your lifeless body. It hits him, what’s going on, and he screams. He screams and throws something at the wall. And...
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List by MoonshoesPerry posted over a year ago
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I've compiled a list of all of the names we've created (so far). I'll add to it as we come up with new ideas.

> Perry/Nathaniel = Perennial
> Jo/Alec = Jolec
> Kaitlyn/James = Jaitlyn Marpotter
> Priya/Jericho = Jeya/Pericho/Pericha? (we're still working on that one at the moment)
> Primrose/Louis = Precious
> Primrose/Hugo = Prugo
> Primrose/James = Pames
> Emma/Stephen = Stepha

If you guys decide to change any on the names, let me know in the "Comments" section. And if you haven't figured out what to use for your ship, keep working on it!

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Fan fiction by dragonsmemory posted over a year ago
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    Jo kept enough of her mind on the game to know what to dodge and when. She wasn’t keeping track of the score, or anything. She was intently focused on the green-robed boy in front of her. Just in front of the two nearsighted Seekers, the Snitch darted, gleaming gold in the sun. Its silvery wings beat too fast to see, carrying the gold ball faster than either of the humans chasing it could manage.
    Al looked under his arm. Jo had coaxed her old Nimbus to ride right on his Firebolt’s tail. Merlin, did she EVER give up? He turned back to the front, having made up his mind. Jo was a good Seeker. There was no way he’d ever get his hands on the Snitch with her riding his broomtail. Ducking his twin brother, he made up his mind. If she couldn’t see the Snitch, she would never catch it.
    Jo, meanwhile, had her own ideas. She knew enough not to trust anything the opposing Seeker did. Instead, she kept her eyes locked on the Snitch, willing her broom faster. She never saw Al veer off in a different direction. Her only concern was the Snitch. She had even stopped thinking about Alec as the game dragged...
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Fan fiction by dragonsmemory posted over a year ago
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Well, this is it. Part 1 of the Quidditch match. This part focuses on just before the game, and the beginning. The next part will feature a battle of the Seekers. Let us know which Seeker you want to win!
Emma and Jo
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Chapter 11

    “Good morning, Hogwarts! It’s a great day for the Quidditch opener, Gryffindor against Slytherin.” Chloe Williams’ voice echoed around the Quidditch pitch, matched by the roar of the fans. Unlike the past, the fans were divided almost equally in their support of the two teams. “Both teams look to be very promising today.”
*Slytherin locker rooms*
    Jericho Wilson pulled on his boots, discussing passing techniques with Scorpius Malfoy. Neither of them envied their captain, Albus Severus. He had to Seek against Jo. Thanks to some very clever reconnaissance, they knew exactly what Gryffindor had up their sleeves this year.
Bryson, meanwhile, took a few swings with his Beater’s bat. After a fight between Alexander Mist     and Eric Ravens, Alec was permanently removed from the team.
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Fan fiction by dragonsmemory posted over a year ago
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((This one's for everyone that's curious about how the rest of Jo's date went. Be prepared, she's going to ramble a lot.))

"Okay..so let me get this straight you like The Wizarding Wars?" William asked Jo.
"I'm fascinated by them!" she corrected.
"You're going to be giving old Alec here quite a handful" he said wrapping an arm around Angel.
"What do you mean?" asked Jo. "He meant that I'm going to get a handful of knowledge about them from you" said Alexander.
"Oh so anyways where was I...Oh yeah!" Jo finally caught up to her train of thought. "So, Snape loved Lily, but hated James. Well, that much s obvious, considering how often James tormented Snape. Anyway, After James saved Snape's life, Snape felt like he owed James, and he hated it." Alec just stared at the rambling Jo, his mouth open. "So, Snape overheard the prophecy on Voldemort's--" Everyone twitched at the name. "--orders. He took the information back to Voldemort--" *twitch* "--hoping that Voldemort--" *twitch* "--wouldn't take it seriously.
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Article by MoonshoesPerry posted over a year ago
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someday
we will be the faces in the textbooks dog-eared and torn we will be immortal until the day we are discarded and replaced with new editions or perhaps the next technology once reading becomes obsolete and society falls into virtual illiteracy

with luck we will be remembered still projected onto some cutting edge device that will let them see us in a million dimensions or hear our voices saying things we never said until the students are lulled to sleep by the languid lectures and their heads slump onto the desks that once held the tattered textbooks

someday

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Fan fiction by dragonsmemory posted over a year ago
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((Here it is guys. The official epilogue. I don't know about Bluekait, but I don't plan on writing a third Jalbus book. This idea came to me earlier today, and I had to write it before I lost it. It's been a long road, but a fun trip. Let's hope the future generations have just as much fun.))


FIFTEEN YEARS LATER

A PROMISE KEPT



I leaned back in my chair and surveyed the room. It was the smallest room in the house, but so familiar. It was only natural that I work in here. Aside from my computer on its desk, the only other furniture in the room was an old wardrobe, two tall bookshelves, and a glass-fronted case. The wardrobe was left for sentimental reasons. Both bookshelves were stuffed with books, both Muggle and magical. In a section of the impromptu library devoted to the Dark Arts, I had unceremoniusly dumped four black books.

The glass-fronted case held seven of my most prized possesions. The books were looking quite a bit battered by now, especially considering what they had been through.
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Fan fiction by ProfSnape posted over a year ago
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I cough the cake out, and afterward take a good sip of water I always keep by my desk. “Well… alright then.” And then keep eating like she never said anything.
    She looks hurt. I began feeling bad. “Listen… Lily Luna… you didn’t tell anyone, did you?”
    “James knows. I didn’t tell him, but he knows. He dared me to tell you I was your half-blood princess.”
    I choke back laughter. “Did he now? Well… you just have a… a crush. This isn’t… love.”
    “But your love started with a crush.”
    “I’ll tell you what.” I say it quickly, “If you end up in love with me for… ten years… I might consider you.” Yeah, right. “In the meantime, Scorpius… is always looking at you. Why not… go with him?”
    “Alright, Professor. Thank you.”
    “Thank you for the cake.”
    She smiles, picks up her untouched cake and walks out the door. I’m glad I solved that.
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Article by romioneisthekey posted over a year ago
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Severus reveals he is the Half-Blood prince in front of Harry in HBP
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I'm pretty sure I forgot lots of people in here, I only thought of the people I could think of at the top of my head. Please do tell me if I forgot someone. Have a nice day!
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Fan fiction by dragonsmemory posted over a year ago
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All three of the following stories are entirely true. All three happened in the summer on a very hot day. All three happened in my family. Coincidence? Maybe. Read on and FIND out!

Some years ago now, I was camping with my family. My grandparents have a huge 40-foot motorhome. On the motorhome, the awning retracts automatically in high wind. Now, this day I'm talking about was boiling hot, like 90 or above. The air conditioning on the motorhome was running. There was a big puddle of water just sitting in the awning. If you're laughing now, you can already see where this is going.
Well, my mom and one of her sisters were sitting half under said awning, enjoying the shade. Out of nowhere, a freak gust of wind comes along. The awning, of course, retracts. Said retraction sent the huge puddle of water onto my mom and my aunt. And it was COLD! It felt good later, of course.

This next story takes place a few weeks ago. Again, boiling hot day. This time, it was at home. Now, my mom has a red flower in a plow-shaped planter out front. It's very awkward to water the bloody thing. So, here I am with a heavy watering can. My dad, who has the temper of...
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Fan fiction by ProfSnape posted over a year ago
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    I remember waking up slung over Hagrid’s shoulder, and he was racing out of the shrieking shack and into Hogwarts. Everything was a blur.
    I wasn’t dead. That was my very last thought as I vomited and blacked out again.
    I had ruined Hagrid’s best shirt. No big deal.

    I felt like crap. Very honestly, I felt as though I had been forced through the digestive system, eaten down by acids, and out of someone’s anus. Like crap.
    So I lay in the hospital wing, bandages wrapped so tightly around my neck I couldn’t turn my head, as I slowly dozed in and out of sleep uncomfortably. I wasn’t dead. I should be dead.
    Yeah, I know. Oh, woe is me.
    Harry runs through the door and to my bedside. “Snape, you’re alive!”
    “You don’t say?”
    “Yeah, we bandaged you up and everything so now you’re alive. Oh, and Voldemort’s dead. And I was dead. And Dumbledore was talking a lot. And Voldemort looked like an ugly...
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Guide by thejokersgirl13 posted over a year ago
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1) Seamus Finnegan is not after me lucky charms
2) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
9) I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him they're real animals
10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches
12) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"
13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor
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Opinion by ProfSnape posted over a year ago
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Dear Honored Headmaster and Professor Snape,
    Hallo! Thank you so much for all your help to our three kids. Sure, James Sirius can be a little rowdy, but you always look to his potential and never gave up… only one more semester to go until summer! I’ll bet you’ll be sad to see him go!
    I wrote this letter to invite you to the Burrow for a Christmas dinner. Of course all the Weasleys will be there—since they’ve been homeschooled, you don’t get to see them much, do you?
    …who am I kidding?
    Listen. I know you don’t like me. Or anyone else that has an IQ of only a hundred. But… I think Hermione’s is 124… and we’re going to get Lily Luna tested soon. And Albus Sev doesn’t mean to get on your nerves; he’s usually just trying to help.
    So just come to the dinner party. You don’t even have to talk to anyone. Lupin and Teddy will be there, but they probably won’t bother you. Neville’s going to come, too, but… he’s… Neville, so you’re going to have to excuse him.
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