Snape's Family and Friends Ask a Stupid Question...

MoonshoesPerry posted on Sep 12, 2012 at 06:28PM
So I'm not sure if anyone has ever started one of these here, but I've seen one in the Harry Potter spot and I think it's rather fun. Anyway, if you don't know how to play, here are the rules:

To start out, I'll ask you a Harry Potter-related question (fact-based, of course). The next person to post on the forum has to answer it in a ridiculous and comical way, then post a new, equally boring question. The NEXT person will humorously answer THAT question and then post a new one, and so on and so forth. Get it?

Alright, the question is: What are the Deathly Hallows?
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over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Holes in the Quidditch pitch where students get hurt the worst.

What's a Portkey?
over a year ago Bluekait said…
cool
Rainbows are unicorn farts and can be eaten.

What's Hogwarts
over a year ago MoonshoesPerry said…
sick
An unfortunate porcine disease that can only be treated with regular medicinal injections.

What subject does Snape teach?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Sarcasm

What do most goblins do for a living?
over a year ago Bluekait said…
Eats dirt

What is a broomstick?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Uhh...it's a taboo topic in Hogwarts...

What is the difference between an Inferius and a ghost?
over a year ago Bluekait said…
Butt Trumpets

Who's Draco?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
The school's mascot...a donkey

What are the four Houses?
over a year ago MoonshoesPerry said…
Sanguine, Choleric, Melancholic, and Phlegmatic. (Actually, this makes sense. Look up the 4 temperaments and how they realte to the Hogwarts houses.)

Who is Hermione Granger?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Dumbest person in school. And she can't draw.

What is Harry Potter famous for?
over a year ago MoonshoesPerry said…
Two things:
1.) His copious quantities of facial and body hair.
2.) His clay bowls and vases.

Who is Voldemort?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
My pet puppy.

What are three ways to pick Harry Potter out of a crowd?
over a year ago MoonshoesPerry said…
1.) His bald head.
2.) His weirdly pale skin.
3.) His missing nose.

And, speaking of which: What happened to Voldemort's nose?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Bad game of "Got Your Nose"...

What kind of container is a Horcrux?
over a year ago MoonshoesPerry said…
Tupperware. Duh.

Who is Ron Weasley?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
((YES! I was hoping for that!))
Who??

Who is Firenze?
over a year ago MoonshoesPerry said…
A magical man with a horse's head and human legs. Just like all of the other centaurs, of course.

What's an Acromantula?
over a year ago romioneisthekey said…
A spider that crawls onto Snap's butt.

Who is Albus Dumbledore?
over a year ago Snape96 said…
An alcoholic :) :p

Who is Bellatrix Lestrange?
over a year ago xSiriusBlackx said…
mischievous
She is a very very very old woman

Who is James Potter?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
A total loser.

"Padfoot? What is Padfoot?"
over a year ago MoonshoesPerry said…
A comfy slipper.

Who is Moony?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
The Hogsmeade village idiot that moons everyone. I mean EVERYONE

What are the Deathly Hallows?
over a year ago MoonshoesPerry said…
An awful wizarding band from the 80s. (Didn't I already ask that question? And nice Moony definition. Was that in any way an insult directed at me?)

Who is Hagrid?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
((I realize that NOW. And no, it was not an insult))
You don't want to know...

What are Bludgers?
over a year ago MoonshoesPerry said…
Wizarding slang for certain anatomical features...

What is the Whomping Willow?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
A very special wand tree

Who is Dudley?
over a year ago MoonshoesPerry said…
Harry's pet hamster.

What was on the back of Quirrel's head?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Hair, duh.

How do you open the Care of Magical Creatures textbook?
over a year ago MoonshoesPerry said…
smirk
I'd tell you, but it would sound sort of dirty...

Who is Fawkes?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
One of the Christmas turkeys

How do students get to Hogwarts?
over a year ago MoonshoesPerry said…
By Hoveround.

Who were the four Triwizard Champions in GoF?

over a year ago romioneisthekey said…
I need to go Potty, Diggity Diggory, Flourish Delight, and Vicky Crumb.

Why does Snap love going to the Hippie Colony?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
Who doesn't?

What was the first task of the Triwizard Tournament?
over a year ago Bluekait said…
cool
Fly on a hoverboard

Does Snape love Lucius?
over a year ago MoonshoesPerry said…
Yes, but Lucius loves Dobby instead.

Whom did Dumbledore love?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
His lemon drops

Why is it bad to kill a unicorn?
over a year ago MoonshoesPerry said…
Because it'll release all of its rainbow farts at once and then all of the colors will mix together.

When did the Yule Ball take place?

over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
June, duh

a) Give the incantation, and b) describe the wand movement required to make objects fly
over a year ago MoonshoesPerry said…
a.) Wingardium Levio-SAR
b.) My thoughts on this part are simply too dirty to post.

Who are the Weird Sisters?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
A trio of the best Seers the Wizarding world has ever seen. They are so named because they are a little...odd.

Who is Dobby?
over a year ago MoonshoesPerry said…
The monster that lives in your dryer and eats your socks. That's why you can only ever find one from each pair.

Who is Winky?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
The little creature that flies down your throat and makes your voice squeak. It most frequently affects boys just as they hit puberty

Who is Kreacher?
over a year ago MoonshoesPerry said…
A creature. Obviously.

What is a hippogriff?
over a year ago romioneisthekey said…
A mean creature who likes to eat up Hogwarts students

Who is Bellatrix Lestrange?

over a year ago MoonshoesPerry said…
A famous teen pop idol.

What's a Muggle?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
"It's a wizard who can't...I mean...I'ts a wizard who doesn't..."
((Yes, I did quote AVPS))

What animal carries Wizarding mail?
over a year ago MoonshoesPerry said…
Platypuses. And thank you for quoting AVPS. I was hoping someone would do that.

What is Viktor Krum's career choice?
over a year ago dragonsmemory said…
To be the spokeswizard for 'Big Wizard' magazine

Name the four Marauders
over a year ago MoonshoesPerry said…
John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr.

Which three people make up the Golden Trio?