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Pyscho Path

posted by Bluekait

This is for Emzy. She picked three since she like them all: scary legends, ghosts, blood and gore.

If you pick a type of horror story, I'll do a shout out. If you haven't, here's a link:

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Avery ran into the woods. Without looking back, she knew she was being chased by an un-natural force. She ran to the hut and locked the door behind her. Avery heard a loud thud. "Phew," she sighed. She climbed into bed and slept. The next morning, she was found dead at a gruesome sight.
Her head was found outside and the rest of Avery Wilson was nowhere to be found.
Her...

Snape vs. James Drabble

posted by ProfSnape

It was a very warm night, and James Potter had decided to enjoy himself, and walked along the Hogwarts fields with his invisibility cloak. The moon was full and bright, illuminating everything to a perfect wonder.
The mood was ruined when he saw the moon blocked by a human figure, who was hanging to a broom with his robes, bare back and underwear exposed in the process. It was skinny, the hair short and stringy, and the nose unmistakable. Occasionally Snape would reach backward to try to find the pocket, but always failed. But James could see the...

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Murdered by the Madman (Short Story)

posted by LadyEmzy16

Author's note: Make sure you've read Ruby's Article 'Madman' in order to understand this short story which takes place in the the early 1990s.

Notice: None of the following is true,the characters
Bobby,Wayne,Maggie and Angie
Are all fictional.
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The cold air whipped their faces as the four drunkly wobbled to the outskirts of their town and on their way they sung songs with messed up and wrong lyrics cursing and swearing at anything in their way.

They were walking past the woods when one of them who's name was Bobby halted to a...

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SFAF Project Leak

posted by ProfSnape

Well, instead of watching him bleed to death, Harry finally fixed him up with bandages—but not before looking at the most personal and deepest secrets. Today Severus remains the only man to work as both headmaster and teacher simultaneously. He enjoys reading, potion brewing, and the defense against the dark arts—the class he currently teaches. He hates children, homeless people, and dogs. He is still obsessed with Lily Evans.

Yes, as it turns out, Molly Weasley’s spell was said slurred, allowing Bellatrix to remain standing today. As the...

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Snape minutes

posted by Snape96

There are things that Severus Snape never be pronounced in the mouth.

1. Harry are you okay? You're not dreaming bad lately? But once you let me know if there is trouble!

2. Minerva, I have long wanted to say that I like your * cat * body.

3. All right, Miss Granger, 50 points for Gryffindor!

4. Uhh, Lucius, you always shine in your hair. What shampoo do you use?

5. Draco, ask for forgiveness from Ron nicely!

6. Hagrid, come on, get drunk in the Three Broomsticks!

7.I decided I will be a priest, and build an Potter altar.

8. Oh, Harry, you flew so well before, you really deserve the Quidditch Cup!

9.Albus, I have no time for tea! Assembly will be, and I can not find my new pink robe.

10.Where is my rubber duck? I want my rubber duck!!!!

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Horror On A Computer

posted by Bluekait

Little Johnny boy didn't know about it till it happen. He was curious but didn't take warnings seriously. His parents couldn't handle the loss of their only son. Do you want to know what happened? Here it goes.

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Johnny boy was an 17 year-old boy who dressed in black and known for his charm and outstanding, mind-blowning magic tricks. He had lived a good life and had good grades in school. Johnny had a girlfriend, Caitie, who was pregant with his kid. One day, Johnny heard about a rumor around school. They say that if you go...

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The Story of Absolutely Nothing by Snape's Family and Friends

posted by xHardcoreBunnyx

I went to climb stairs to nowhere and to the bedroom to sleep atop trolls who likes to eat purple toes. Sometimes they joke about primates because aliens. And they flew to far Jupiter afraid. Hermione knew that being clever was her best quality. Bellatrix however, killed Sirius and also kicked her own mother of her house while doing very poorly with schoolwork. Potions homework made her sick of the whole thing. Even watching cowboys dance didn't improve her moves at Hogwarts which she pranked Snape for being mean to Harry and planning on killing Wormtail who loved Snape and wanted to slap Kreacher. Many wizards try make kittens good fighting because they eat pizza that's rotten. Yesterday Lucius choked Sirius because there was no air-conditioning. Potions for Snap and Slughorn then Minerva transfigurated into the horse.

The End.

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The Potions "Experiment"

posted by dragonsmemory

I'm writing from my own point of view. Just so you know.

Double Potions with the Slytherins is as close to torture as any Gryffindor can imagine. For one thing, Snape hates ever Gryffindor's guts. He favors the Slytherins. Then there's the matter of the Slytherins themselves. Some of the worst ones really take the traditional House rivalry to heart.
Me, I've had all sorts of ingredients thrown at me. The stuff I pick out of my hair at the end of the class could brew a whole potion. Not fun.

So, I'm sitting in Potions one day, around early December. Quidditch season was in full swing. In fact,...

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ASLOH Chapter 5

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I thought about it alot. What can we do to stop this voice and his evil plans to take over Hogwarts? There is no way it is Voldemort (I know what y'all are thinking, it's not) because he is dead. We all saw it happen. Alec been missing for weeks; I miss him. When I walked into my Charms class, I saw a tiger lily (my fave flower) at my seat with a note attached. I read. "You figured out the first clue, my love. But I am watching you from above. We will have to talk soon, in a abandon claasroom." Who is this? Darkness fell. Night. I turned invisible (my mom was a super hero. Surprised?) and I...

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