I believe the time has come that we need to set up some ground rules. Because I know most of you have the attention span of rodents, I'll make this short:
1) No nudity. I don't care if they cropped it our so no one can see any of the "stuff." It's a step too close to porn, which I don't appreciate.
2) No cursing. To be more relaxed, mild curse words are alright, but I'd rather them be cut off completely. As a general rule, if they bleep a word out on Comedy Central, it's too much to say here.
3) Don't be rude to others. We need to be polite to everyone and... WAIT, I'M DISCIPLING ALL OF YOU. I'm not being MEAN. Being your professor, I belive I can use any sort of punishment I need to get my point across, got that? Good.
That's all. You may be excused. Except all of you that talked during this article. You'll stay behind for detention during the Quidditch match...
1) No nudity. I don't care if they cropped it our so no one can see any of the "stuff." It's a step too close to porn, which I don't appreciate.
2) No cursing. To be more relaxed, mild curse words are alright, but I'd rather them be cut off completely. As a general rule, if they bleep a word out on Comedy Central, it's too much to say here.
3) Don't be rude to others. We need to be polite to everyone and... WAIT, I'M DISCIPLING ALL OF YOU. I'm not being MEAN. Being your professor, I belive I can use any sort of punishment I need to get my point across, got that? Good.
That's all. You may be excused. Except all of you that talked during this article. You'll stay behind for detention during the Quidditch match...
