The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, or chippies for short.
Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motorcycles on one of the highways.
Jon: *Riding his motorcycle next to Frank* It sure is a nice day. Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.
A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.
Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car* Frank: *Following...
Starring Joe, Thomas, Silver, and Erik from SeanTheHedgehog With Sunny from Bluecherry6765, and Mimi Retcon from BlondLionEzel Also starring Ditto from Canada24
A volleyball game was in action at Canterlot. Ditto was the coach for one team, but it was losing 16 to 19.
News Pony: And welcome back to another exciting game in the E.V.L. the Equestrian Volleyball League. I'm Mike Richards, and with me is Allen Woods. What do you think of this game so far Allen? News Pony 2: I think it's a good game so far, but I do want the Canterlot Humans to win. News Pony: Yes,...
This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.
Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar* Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con* Con: *walks up more stairs heading in the bathroom* Russian pony: Hey. I saw you enter the explosive room. Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony* Scarlet: What are you doing?! Con: *throws russian into bathtub* Russian pony: *pulls out gun* Con: *throws fan into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.
Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a street to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the orange stallion asked. "Our next target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...