Shadow is sitting on his porch swing when Sonic walks up to him.........
Sonic: Hi Shadow
Shadow: Ummmmmm Hi
Sonic: Hey Shadow there's something I need to tell you
Sonic: I'M PREGNANT!
Shadow: OH MY FREAKING GOD!!!!!!!
Sonic: Pretty suprising huh?
Shadow: Duh! Your a dude!
Sonic: Ah well. It's a boy
Shadow: Again. OH MY FREAKING GOD!!!!!!!
Sonic: Ok. I get it. GOD!
Shadow: So your.... female?
Sonic: No! Who said I was female?
Shadow: Well, usualy females have babies
Sonic: Oh. Well I'm naming my baby Bob
Shadow: Ok...... good luck with that
To be continued.......