Remember when your mum told you that there are no monsters under your bed, or in your closet, and that your history teacher did not count as a monster?
Well, except for the history teacher (homework does not a monster make), she was... rather wrong. Even if it was an imaginary monster, it was pretty scary.
But the real monsters are much worse.
You can't scare them away with a nightlight.
Imaginary monsters are made of shadows, but real monsters are flesh and blood and big, scary teeth, and 'GWARRR! IMMA EAT YOU!'.
Knowledge is power, but ignorance is bliss.
Chances are, you'll be throwing pillows very powerfully at the things you used to be ignorant of.
This forum works like a book. Rather than, Character X: You goin' down, Robotnik!, it should go more like, "You're going down, Robotnik," said Character X.
It should be noted that this forum will not require a character sheet so long as the character is dynamic, and will be unraveled as the forum progresses. If you plan on making a static character, or do not plan on developing your character, or simply want to remember the vital statistics of a character in progress, feel free to use the sheet provided, or import your own.
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Keep in mind, this is my forum. I reserve the right to ask trolls to leave. And I will also control the monsters (and a few of the heroes). If you have a particularly good idea for a monster, submit it (like this), and I'll let you use it.
Trolling and goshawking (my word for, 'use of Stu-lier characters') are stricly verboten. Be respectful, and remember, roleplaying a monster does not mean forfeiting your humanity.