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South park:suck my balls

Fan fiction by Sonicfan67 posted over a year ago
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Mr.hant:we have a lot to learn to day!
Jet:we sure do mr hant.ok children lets start today with a few new math problems.what is 5x2?come on children dont be shy just give it your best shot.
Charmy:(puts hand up)
Jet:yes clyde?
Charmy:12?
Jet:ok.now lets get an answer from someone whos not a complete retard.anyone?come on dont be shy.
Shadow:(puts hand up)i think i know the answer mr.garrison.
Sonic:(mocks what shadow said)i think i know the answer mr.garrison.
Shadow:shut up fat boy!
Sonic:hey!dont call me fat you f*ckin jew!
Jet:eric!did you say the f word?
Sonic:jew?
Shadow:no.hes talking about f*ck.you cant say f*ck in school you f*ckin fat a*s!
Jet:kyle!
Sonic:why the f*ck not?
Jet:eric!
Tails:dude you just said f*ck again!
Jet:stanley!
Hunter:f*ck.
Jet:kenny!
Sonic:whats the big deal?it dosent hurt anybody.f*ck.f*ck.f*ckity.f*ck.f*ck.
Jet:how would you like to go see the counselor?
Sonic:how would you like to suck my balls?
(everyone gasps)
Jet:what did you say?!?!?!?
Sonic:im sorry.im sorry.actually what i said was...(gets a megaphone and clears throat)how would you like to suck my balls mr.garrison?
Tails:holy s*it dude.
THE END
Jet as Mr.Garrison
Charmy as Clyde
Shadow as Kyle
Sonic as Eric
Tails as Staneley
Hunter as Kenny
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Mr.hant as himself
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LOL! I had 2 read this since im a South Park fan! XD
posted over a year ago.
 
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Yeah same here!! XD It be funny if Mr. Garrison was Eggman!!
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xD Love you sonic buddeh
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lol lol lol lol XD IM LAFING TO MUCH
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THIS MADE MY FACE RED BECAUSE I WAS LAUGHING TOO HARD LOL
posted 11 months ago.