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the reason why kyle is dying

Opinion by iluvkyle200 posted over a year ago
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you may have heard lately that kyle is being killed off this season due to a severe injury from the humancentipad episode. there was a secret commercial aired on august 12th at 3:00 am last month, which alot of fans did not see and are trying to deny this fact. i had seen it for myself though. so i know this is true. it was aired secretly so only a select amount of people would see it, as matt and trey intended it. here is what i heard from matt and trey word for word:

1. MATT: we are killing off kyle this fall because we feel that nobody lives very long after being a humancentipad. and we also noticed that he lost alot of his fans afterwards too. me: (I TOLD YOU EVERYONE!)

2. TREY: we felt that his character was getting a bit stale around season 12, so we decided to make the humancentipad episode, which clearly shows kyle being brutally tortured, we thought it would be best to kill him off by torturing him as painful as possible. and nobody lives after that kind of stuff anyway! (matt/trey snickering)

3. MATT and TREY both: this is NOT a joke! kyle will be killed off after such an injury. his family will also move away after they find out he dies. and ike will just have to grow up alone without his big brother to help him... here is a preview of the humancentipad part two which we will air on CC this fall.

4. a picture with no sound comes on the tv with kyle in a hospital bed covered in blood with stitches around his whole face and whenever he moves blood gushes from the sides of his face. and matt and trey are talking over the sound of the preview so we cannot hear it. they were talking about how much they wanted to kill him off around seasons 4 and 5, but then decided to do it this year by making the humancentipad episode. (this is sad) :(

5. the preview ends with a still picture of the three boys at the bus stop with regular expressions without kyle, and it says in red lettering: R.I.P KYLE BROFLOVSKI, YOU WON'T BE MISSED....

see??? this made me cry just writing this! and they also could use this as a crutch to bring stan back. they didn't mention stan. but i think that's what might happen. like stan could move into kyle's family's old house or something similar. but nonetheless im never gonna be happy again. and i am very VERY dissapointed with matt and trey! they should have never let that dumb humancentipad episode even air!! :( T_T
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janay_M said:
you took the time to right that !!!!!!! D:<
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crying
because it's true and i just want people to be aware of his death. that's all.
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We've already heard all this. We know.
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janay_M said:
yeah like we don't need to hear it again
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LilRabb said:
I didnt even read all that because TBH i cant be even bothered anymore.Okay he may be getting killed off- theres nothing we can even do to stop it! I guess you'll just have to live with it.Remember it is ONLY a cartoon- he's not real, mmkay? I mean Kyle's my fave character theres honestly no need to get sooo emotional about it. (:
If he doesnt then everything can be happy and all his crazy fangirls can carry on sucking his toes?
...Coool? (:
Sorry to be blunt but i really cant be bothered with all this with Kyle been killed off... You cant stop it if it happens && i honestly trust M&T's opinion on this (:
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LilRabb said:
Also - how do you know it word for word? If you recorded it somehow- or theres a vid of it on the internet i would reaaaly like to see it (: Thanks (:
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crying
listen lirabb. i love kyle. but i can't move on with him being hurt the way he was in humancentipad. i would rather kill myself than to have him get his face sawed right off.
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janay_M said:
idk ??? O_O
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crying
I found the video of him dying. It is kind of sad to see hi die though.
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janay_M said:
IDK ???????? for real he's not even dead .
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hmmm
@chase0000009 Could you give me the link plz???
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LilRabb said:
@iluvkyle 1)how did you know it word for word- link pleasee (:? 2) Sorry to be real blunt- but he's fake- not real :/ 3) Kill yourself over a fictional character. Wow ive totally lost contact with the real world. killing yourself over a cartoon- thats way to far sorry :/
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i remembered it! and he is real to me! i don't care how many people say he's fake i love him. and yes i would kill myself for kyle. because he got his face sawed off in humancentipad, that's why! it hurt him, so i must hurt myself. there is NO evidence whatsoever showing that he is okay!
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ATV said:
There is no evidence what so ever.
You need help my friend.
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janay_M said:
GET OVER IT !!!! ok ! you have to get over it !!! its part of life . you have to keep going and put the past behind you !!! you cant go back !!!! ugh look people . there is a time to die and you don't know when . people are dying this very second . so just get over it ......
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it's impssible! i love kyle! it's so hard to forget him! :'( he was my little joo!
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janay_M said:
- sigh - look i love him too. but its probally not even true so get over it and go on with life .
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janay_M said:
plus . ignore what haters say ignore them until they fade away . and JUST LIVE YOUR LIFE ! listen to that song by rihanna and it will teach you a lesson
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janay_M said:
i belive that fanpop was made to have fun and get props not feel bad just get up and have fun ! :D
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i HATE pop music ewww! it SUCK SUCKITY SUCKS! i like heavy metal! rap/pop sucks! and it is true cus kyle already died in humancentipad! :( and i can't have fun with kyle dead.
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janay_M said:
* sits in corner and cries *
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your welcome! :) after humancentipad he needs to go away!
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janay_M said:
do you think i'm happy ? if you don't care then ugh i've had it i'm sick of this . -_-
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the show wont ever be the same without Kyle, and Cartman wont be able to rip on him for being Jewish, i am gonna miss that, also will miss Kyle calling Cartman fatass and fatboy! lol
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Here's the link to him dying:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec9AiI2haGo&p;f­eat­ure­=re­lat­ed

To see him actually die skip to the end.
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Sam9876 said:
(is very frustrated that Kyle might die and obviously mad that the rumors might be true.)
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janay_M said:
@ chase000000 he dosent die at the end .
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LilRabb said:
@IluvKyle Riiiight. He's real to you? Thing is .. he's not though is he?! Im kinda getting abit peed off- im not quite sure why? So i think ill just leave this convo before i blow and start shouting at you.
Last things i have to say:
You remembered it word by word - Doubt muchly! Sorry - maybe you remember most of it but i hardly think word for word?
No evidence he's ok? -Watch 1502- 1507. He's fine- no scars, no trauma, no nothing. He seems like just normal Kyle?
Still killing yourself over a cartoon character.... im sorry but what!? How long have you been watching SP because people who have been watching since the beginning and that are super close to the charatcers would never do that- Its kinda stuipd and crazy if you ask me...
Just sayin'
Rant over -Chezza off!
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hmmm
is this supposed to be for real?
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meh
i honestly don't really like Kyle all that much. He IS stale. But when you think about it, it is sad. i don't think that taking Kyle off would make things any better for their show though.
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NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DX
I didn't know about this at all! D:>
How could they do such a thing?! Kyle is my favorite... the kindest of the boys (along with Stan) and he is one of the main reasons I watch the show! :(

T_T
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meh
*Gets Zim Mask on*
YOUR LYING!
Lol, seriously though. Your lying completly. If you wanna share these creepy storys go to Creepy Pasta and just call it. *Humancentipad 2* And make a picture of Kyle all scary looking and give a bunch of innocent Kyle fangirls trauma you idiot.
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Sam9876 said:
IT'S A RUMOR, IDIOTS.
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nxxxx22 said:
Is it true or rumors i dont believe it till i see it
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this is retarded get your facts right,these are just stupid rumors made up by people who get dramatic watching the humancentIPAD,to me,that episode is funny as hell, i don't care what you fan girls think,but Kyle has been killed a few times but gets revived anyway.
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angry
InvaderRena is right,and Kyle is a main character so main characters never die,even if they do,they'll get revived....so yeah thats all.
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crying
humancentipad is NOT funny pal!! it's sad and depressing!
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sad
anyone who thinks humancentipad is funny is a kyle hater!! >:(
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@couellette10 seriously?-_- South Park is a COMEDY SHOW not a "oh no Kyle gonna die show",really get over it you guys,read my comment or GTFO
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look, if your favorite character was kyle and you saw humancentiPad how would you feel huh? seeing him with his lips removed all sliced and cut from his ass to his belly button, and his mouth ripped, having to eat shit. how would you feel, knowing that your favorite character was being harmed the way they never were before! i have never seen kyle in that much pain ever! :(
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I'AM A KYLE FAN,but not the dramatic ones,*coughs*like you*coughs*
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angry
well when you saw kyle all stitched up from anus to belly, from mouth to ass how did you feel?? there is NOTHING funny about that episode at all! o you are not a kyle fan if you think seeing him stitched up and in pain is funny! jerk! >:(
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oh and South park is a gross humor type comedy so its suppose to be funny dammit.(ever checked south park wikia????)
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yea but when something terrible happens to one of the cute characters that you love then it changes your life! >:(
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no it doesn't your just to obsessed with that character.
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zzz
you need help bro.
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that's right i am obsessed with kyle! and no kyle is the one who needs help notme! cus i aint gettin it! kyle's the one who needs it!
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no im not! im just a mad kyle lover is all! >:D all of my friends hate him now though. :'( im the only one who still likes him.
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not really, there arent many kyle fangirls aanymore, nobody really likes him anymore after humancentipad.
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all of my friends HATE him because of that! it's sad! :'(
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