The country of Ghana is presenting the Central Park Zoo with a really smart monkey. When Mike insults Bobo's mother, the chimp is offended. Meanwhile Carter and Stuart spend Christmas together.
When Mike accidently swallows a Native American custom, he does everything he can to get the drugs out of his system when asked to take a urine sample.
Paul messes up a raffle drawing, so Mike has to make up for his mistake. Caitlin is blackmailed by Carter & Stuart. They plan to reveal her secret having been on Star Search. Meanwhile James sees Paul's dentist.