perfume cave-partment

THIS IS A PARODY OF PERFUME DEPARTMENT WHICH IS SEEN IN THE EPISODE OF SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS CALLED "SHANGHIED" THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST WELL-KNOWN FUNNIEST SCENES TO AUDIENCES.
SID AS PATRICK
SCART AS SPONGEBOB
AND ANOTHER THING EVEN THOUGH SCART CANNOT TALK LET'S PRETEND THAT HE DID AT LEAST IN THIS SHORT STORY.
i have a idea sid said
really what is it? scart asked
let's leave sid suggested
but the door's locked and the only way to get to the other is to go through the perfume cave-partment(a cave that shows cavewomen paying perfume,i know,i know perfume wasn't even invented in the stone age let's just pretend it did.)
let's do it sid said
scart gulped but followed his friend
sid ran or waddled to avoid the perfume but most of the cave woman sprayed on him leading the sloth the cough CAAA,CAAAAA,CAAA
scart followed after him but got caught himself
ccaaaa,,ccccaaaa,caaa
(SORRY FOR INTERUPPTING BUT JUST TO LET Y'LL KNOW THAT THE BOLD LETTERS IS FOR SID COUGHING AND THE SMALL LETTERS ARE FOR SCART COUGHING JUST SO YOU DON'T GET CONFUSE THAT IS ALL.)
CCCCCAAAAAAAA
ccccccccaaaa
they try to duck CCCCAAAAAAAA,cccccaaaaaa
(sid wears mask but gets taken off by a cave woman)
CCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAA
ccccaaaaaaaaaa
scarts startes to jump
ca-ca-ca-ca
(but gets sparyed in mid air)
cccaaaaaaaaaaaaa
sid holds on to scart
cacCACACACAcacacaca CACACAC
(gasps)i always hate going in there scart said
sid nodded