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Hi peeps thought i would make a article about a bunch of mistakes some jedi's or orphanes(Lux Bonteri)could make.

Chapter One

"What in ther force did you do!!"Anakin yelled at Ahsoka."What?You said do something to your room,so I damolished it."She simply said.Anakin stood motionless."I....you.....but!"She looked up at him and said."It's your fault,you did'nt properly instructe me."With that she walked out of his room,well a junkyard now.His left eye twitched a little until he sat on what look like his bed.
Later that Day

Ahsoka was talking to Rex about what she did to Skywalker's room.His response...

Ahsoka and Rex found out that they'll be on the same ship on the way to Saleucami.

Everyone boards the ship.

Ahsoka: *while putting things away* Everyone, I need you to put your luggage somewhere on the ship.

Rex sees Ahsoka trying to put a big bag onto a high shelf. He helps her out.

They smile at each other.

Ahsoka slips and she falls in Rex's arms.

She smiles.

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AT NIGHT
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Ahsoka is in her PJs. She's wearing a "Jedi Republic" short-sleeve shirt and lightsaber PJ...

"Ahsoka!" Master Sinube called out as he saw the Togrutan Padawan talking to Master Skywalker.
"Master Sinube!" Ahsoka cried out running to the old Cosian embracing him in a very un-Jedi-like hug.
"Ahsoka," Anakin muttered, then bowed to Master Sinube.
"Sorry, Master."
"Nice to see you both, again," Sinube said smiling, "I have to talk to you about an important mission......"
"This sounds.....bad," Anakin said later on his face in a frown his eyes bright.
Ahsoka frowned too and swallowed hard. Master Sinube's story nearly overwhelmed her. She saw that Anakin was affected by it too. Was that a trace...

Charlie Brown was sitting in his beanbag one day looking for something to watch on TV. He flipped through the channels continuously. Just when he was about to give up, he saw a cool looking spaceship. "WOW!" he gasped in amazement. A title of the show came across the screen. It was called "Star Wars: The Clone Wars". Charlie Brown kept it on this channel as his eyes grew big.

Watching season 1-Charlie Brown quickly became fascinated with the Force, lightsabers, and the Jedi. He loved how the characters did different stuff with the Force, how the lightsabers were different colors, and how they...

A/N: I'm so sorry I haven't been writing lately. For a long time. I'm going to change the point of view. Not like a script. 1st person point of view.

(Ahsoka's POV)

Rex and I walk into a deep forest of plants. "Rex, are you sure you know where we're going?" "I remember coming here when I got shot near my heart." My eyes widen. "What?!?!? Why didn't you tell me before?" Rex shrugs. "We weren't together back then." he explains. In the distance we see a small house with steam coming out of a chimney. We run towards the shelter. "Mom! Look! It's people!" says a little Twi'lek human mixed boy. "And...

While Anakin was talking, a gust of wind came up frightening the S'alebacians. They gestured wildly to each other and ran to hide behind the ruined building.
"They're scared too death," Ahsoka said shuddering against the tide of emotions she felt.
"Captain Rex, you and your troopers brace yourselves," Sinube said, "A bad storm is coming."
"Master,look!" Ahsoka yelled above the increasing noise. She pointed off in the distanse.
Sinube followed her pointing arm. Anakin gasped at what he saw. It was a storm unlike he'd ever seen.
"Take cover!!"
Anakin, Ahsoka, and the clone troopers followed the aliens....

The TWILIGHT flew directly under the smoking 'NIGHTMARE.
"Easy, Rex, just guide the 'NIGHTMARE right over the top of the TWILIGHT," Anakin said to him, "Ahsoka is in the cargo bay ready to grab you guys when you leave the gunship. Make sure your helmuts are on. There's alot of debris in the air."
"Yes, sir..."
"Master Sinube, keep the the ship steady. I'm going to help Ahsoka," Anakin said to Sinube gesturing to the old Jedi to sit in the pilot's seat.
"I'm not that experienced at flying," Sinube said, "Child, you're the pilot, not me."
"You'll do fine, Master. The TWILIGHT practically flies herself."...

Morgan closed her eyes, as the medication worked through her system. A full year had passed and still she relived it like it had happened yesterday.Spring had just poured into the city, shrouding everything in a heavy blanket of fog and mist. Making it an uneasy trip for most commuters, except for Morgan. Who'd been luck enough to take over her friends high rise lease, when the girl had gotten hitched. With her work down at her cousin's publishing company only blocks away it couldn't have been better. Better it was, all the winter cabin fever piles of wanna-be's and celebrity stories, were...

STAR WARS THE CLONE WARS
Dark Presence Part 1





21 BBY Approximately 35 months since the Battle of Geonosis
Command Center,Jabiim,Eastern Hemisphere 0'eight hundred hours


The battle on Jabiim had taken a significant casualties on the Clone Army. The Jabiim'i Loyalists and Separatists Droid Armies had outnumbered,outgunned,outmanuvered,and outthought them. When the Republic gunships landed on the wet muddy surface they were unable to take off due to the harsh conditions. The troopers were trapped there and the Loyalists and droids marched on their positions killing any enemies in their way... Jedi...

"Help us!" a voice echoed in Jedi Master Tera Sinube's sub-conscious as he slept. The elderly Cosian Master tossed and turned recognizing the presence of the voice's source. He sat up stifling the scream he nearly let out.
"S'alebac..." he muttered and got up to dress in his Jedi robes.
The elderly Master made his way to Master Yoda's private quarters hating to wake the much older Jedi.
"Master Sinube," Yoda said letting Sinube inside his sparce quarters, "At this hour, what brings you?"
"Master Yoda, I have felt a disturbance in the Force from a planet I visited in my youth," Sinube answered,...

After Ahsoka left the order, she had a hard time trying to find out who she REALLY was. She had traveled back to home-world of Shili after all those years at the Jedi Temple. *It hasn't changed!* she thought when she got there. The old Padawan learner thought things would get more complicated if she stayed on Shili. But they didn't. Her life actually took a turn for the better.

She met and fell for a Togrutan emperor and they got married in a Togrutan style wedding. They had 2 children together-both of them boys. The boys were about 3 years apart and their names were Laurent and Iroh. They were...