Obi-wan stumbled down the hall and into his room, sweating. Satine had just boarded, and it hadn't gone well. Satine had stepped onto the deck, regal as ever in her royal attire. The second he saw her, he'd broken out in a sweat. He blamed it on the room temperature. He would have to tell Anakin to check the thermostat next time. The dinner bell rang, interrupting his thoughts, and Obi-wan turned, and ran down the hall, stomach churning as he realized he'd have to see Satine at dinner.
" Obi-wan, I you to pass the salt please asked" said Yoda, sounding a little irritated. Obi-wan looked up from his thoughts.
" hmm?" he answered.
" never mind," Yoda said, turning away and mumbling about how a Jedi master should how to pass the salt know, or something like that. Obi-wan cast a quick look at Satine, who was across the table from him, calmly eating her soup, her dainty hands occasionally flitting nervously to her throat. Obi-wan understood why. The last time she'd been on this Jedi ship, she'd almost been killed. And we almost kissed, Obi-wan thought. He immediately banished the thought from his head. You're a Jedi, he told himself, act like it.
" Obi-wan," Satine looked up from her meal.
She's talking to me! Obi-wan thought. After I almost got her killed, she's talking to me! That was his last thought before he fainted.
Obi-wan awoke in the sick wing. "what happened!" he asked. Sitting up suddenly. Then he
remembered: he had been at dinner, and Yoda had been annoyed because he wouldn't pass the salt.
Then Satine had said his name, and he had fainted. " Obi-wan, I am ashamed of you" he muttered
under his breath. He must have fainted for some other reason. Maybe he'd eaten too much food. Yes, he
must have eaten too much. He got up, muttering "I'm okay" to the panicked nurses, and ran out the
door...right into Anakin. " hello" Obi-wan said.
" Hey," replied Anakin, " I saw you faint at dinner. What was up with that?"
" I just had too much to eat, that was all." Said Obi-wan conversationally.
" What? You? Eat too much? Never" Anakin teased.
Obi-wan scoweled. He hoped that he'd had too much to eat, because the other possibility was too un-
Jedi-ish to consider.
" Well, I'll see you later, Anakin," Obi-wan said, and turned and walked down the corridor, away from
any possible encounters with curious Jedi masters.
Later, despite his attempts to avoid everyone until the gossip calmed down, Obi-wan was
cornered by Ahoska.
" Well, what happened?" Anakin's padawan asked.
" what do you mean?" he replied, knowing perfectly well what she ment.
" Well, I heard you fainted at dinner" Ahoska said, looking hopeful.
" If you think I'M going to tell you the details, then your WRONG!" Obi-wan yelled. Ahoska, looking
upset, turned and ran down the corridor. Obi-wan took a few deep breaths, then started walking in
Ahoska's general direction, thinking to apoligize. But then he bumped into Yoda.
" Obi-wan, we to talk need. Me follow" he commanded. Obi-wan swallowed nervously. Now what? He thought.
" Obi-wan, I you to pass the salt please asked" said Yoda, sounding a little irritated. Obi-wan looked up from his thoughts.
" hmm?" he answered.
" never mind," Yoda said, turning away and mumbling about how a Jedi master should how to pass the salt know, or something like that. Obi-wan cast a quick look at Satine, who was across the table from him, calmly eating her soup, her dainty hands occasionally flitting nervously to her throat. Obi-wan understood why. The last time she'd been on this Jedi ship, she'd almost been killed. And we almost kissed, Obi-wan thought. He immediately banished the thought from his head. You're a Jedi, he told himself, act like it.
" Obi-wan," Satine looked up from her meal.
She's talking to me! Obi-wan thought. After I almost got her killed, she's talking to me! That was his last thought before he fainted.
Obi-wan awoke in the sick wing. "what happened!" he asked. Sitting up suddenly. Then he
remembered: he had been at dinner, and Yoda had been annoyed because he wouldn't pass the salt.
Then Satine had said his name, and he had fainted. " Obi-wan, I am ashamed of you" he muttered
under his breath. He must have fainted for some other reason. Maybe he'd eaten too much food. Yes, he
must have eaten too much. He got up, muttering "I'm okay" to the panicked nurses, and ran out the
door...right into Anakin. " hello" Obi-wan said.
" Hey," replied Anakin, " I saw you faint at dinner. What was up with that?"
" I just had too much to eat, that was all." Said Obi-wan conversationally.
" What? You? Eat too much? Never" Anakin teased.
Obi-wan scoweled. He hoped that he'd had too much to eat, because the other possibility was too un-
Jedi-ish to consider.
" Well, I'll see you later, Anakin," Obi-wan said, and turned and walked down the corridor, away from
any possible encounters with curious Jedi masters.
Later, despite his attempts to avoid everyone until the gossip calmed down, Obi-wan was
cornered by Ahoska.
" Well, what happened?" Anakin's padawan asked.
" what do you mean?" he replied, knowing perfectly well what she ment.
" Well, I heard you fainted at dinner" Ahoska said, looking hopeful.
" If you think I'M going to tell you the details, then your WRONG!" Obi-wan yelled. Ahoska, looking
upset, turned and ran down the corridor. Obi-wan took a few deep breaths, then started walking in
Ahoska's general direction, thinking to apoligize. But then he bumped into Yoda.
" Obi-wan, we to talk need. Me follow" he commanded. Obi-wan swallowed nervously. Now what? He thought.
Thorn: This is my fan fiction. Don't think it's stupid.
----------------------------------------------------
Cody: Rex, what did the Togruta say to her human boyfriend?
Rex: Hell if I know.
Cody: This is just wrong! What are we doing?
Rex: Not funny. Two drunks hail a cab, after the driver realizes they're drunk, he drives really fast and then dumps them. The first drunk pays and then the other slaps the driver. "Why'd you hit him?" Drunk 1 asks. "For driving to fast!" The second drunk answers.
Cody: Wow, that was really dumb.
Rex: So?
Cody: Well, a soldier tells his general in charge that his wife wanted to get pregnant. He got the day off.
Rex: BOO!!!
Cody: Shut up!
(Cody and Rex punch each other.)
Ahsoka: Boys, stop please!
Rex and Cody: Yes?
Ahsoka: When a girl wants attention, just say "Boys." Ha, so easy.
Rex: Can we go shoot droids?
Ahsoka: Sure.
Rex and Cody: Yay!!!!
--------------------------------------------------
Thorn: Hope you liked it.
----------------------------------------------------
Cody: Rex, what did the Togruta say to her human boyfriend?
Rex: Hell if I know.
Cody: This is just wrong! What are we doing?
Rex: Not funny. Two drunks hail a cab, after the driver realizes they're drunk, he drives really fast and then dumps them. The first drunk pays and then the other slaps the driver. "Why'd you hit him?" Drunk 1 asks. "For driving to fast!" The second drunk answers.
Cody: Wow, that was really dumb.
Rex: So?
Cody: Well, a soldier tells his general in charge that his wife wanted to get pregnant. He got the day off.
Rex: BOO!!!
Cody: Shut up!
(Cody and Rex punch each other.)
Ahsoka: Boys, stop please!
Rex and Cody: Yes?
Ahsoka: When a girl wants attention, just say "Boys." Ha, so easy.
Rex: Can we go shoot droids?
Ahsoka: Sure.
Rex and Cody: Yay!!!!
--------------------------------------------------
Thorn: Hope you liked it.