real life super smash bros.brawl

Link was watching TV when he heard something. He looked on his door step only to find a dead Mr. Game & Watch.
Link:WHAT THE-
Zelda:WHAT THE HECK.
Ganadorf:You finshed his sentecte Zelda.
Toon Link:>=]

Meanwhile...............
Snake:Soooo.....
Meta Knight:Yea.
Samus:Why we-
Lucario:Stuck on a freaking edge.
Samus:Shiek(Samus only calls Zelda Sheik).
Wolf appeared. He caught Snake.
Snake:HELP!!!!
Meta Knight, Lucario, Samus:Bye Bye Soild Snake!
Snake:Wat?

Later........
Kirby:So were trying to find out who murdered Mr.G&W?
Jigglypuff:Yea.
Fox:Wouldn't Tabuu murder him?
Tabuu:I swear I did not kill Mr.G&W.
R.O.B:Well he is stupid as least.
Link:This will take forever.