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10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black

Opinion by vanillamoon08 posted over a year ago
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hahaaha I found this on deviantart.com and thought that it was pretty funny. XD Tell me what you think.



10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black

10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.

9. Call him a space heater.

8. Tell him that dogs make good pets, not good partners.

7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.

6. Inform him that real men sparkle.

5. Walk up to him and claim you have imprinted. Say you love him and demand his paw in marriage.

4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.

3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.

2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.

And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?

1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.

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Pretty funny!! But also I feel bad about him if I tell him that. Still funny though.
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I would too!!! XD but yeah, it's very funny. XD <3 Jacob
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oh i feel sorry for him if it ever happened to him
but i love it makes me lught i love jacob
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