So I've decided to make a list of all the dumb/interesting/funny things I hear during my day. Feel free to add your own in the comments. If I like 'em, I'll add 'em!
1. "I'm almost a stud. I have the STD, now all I need is U." -Vernon
2. "Does anyone know where Augustus is?"
"Massachussetts!" -Teacher and Chyanne
3. *wrong answer*
"You are the worst nerd ever." -Michael
4. "Twelve!"
"Um, this is multiple choice." -Jasper and Teacher
5. "Can-"
"SPARKLY HEADBAND!" -Teacher and Madison
6. "Am I being bitchy today? I'm being bitchy today. I'm sorry I'm bitching today." -Summer
7. "You can't give me an F. You love me!" -Summer
8. "I need you to pay attention."
"I need you to give me an A, too. But I don't see that happening." -Teacher and Vernon
9. "Holy crap! Why do you have so much food in your desk!?"
"I blame your brother." -Robert and Teacher
10. "Why is it you only have a knife out when we're alone...?" -Ceara

Eliza and Carrie
By: moolah

[First time I wrote using the wordpad on my computer)

A young girl named Eliza was shopping with her best friend, Anne one day, when her best friend from Kindergarden walked past her. Eliza just happened to look up at the new old best friend, Carrie who looked very unhappy. She had a little girl on her hip and bags under her eyes. Eliza gave a sigh of releif as Carrie's toddler started to scream. And she went back to shopping. Eliza knew she was greatful for everything god had given her and Carrie wasn't. Unlike Eliza who had made a wise decision not to drink when she was 14, and didn't get pregnant. Eliza was lucky. Carrie had decided to drink when she was underage, she took drugs. And she had a toddler now and the father didn't pay child support. Carrie could barely afford to feed her child. Eliza didn't have to worry. Eliza thanked god whenever she saw how bad Carrie looked. And before her and Anne left the store Eliza gave Carrie a 5 dollar bill, and she truly felt good.

I just want you to know I didn't write this, I found it on a site called quizilla written by someone with the username spikedc all credit goes to them I just thought it was cute and deserved to be shared :) oh, and btw these are lyrics

im moody when scrubs isent on
im tierd all of the time
in addicted to crispy pancakes
and i think ive forgotten how to rhyme
i knew that this was gonna happen
but not this fast
well i finnaly know what its like
being a teenager
i never need a reason why
cuz im a teenager
im always angry
but happy at the same time
and i guess this is being a teenager
i think i know right
better than you anyway
i swear all the time
nothing else i can say
i knew this was going to happen
but not this fast
chorus
im already counting down
till graduation
im already applying for jobs
now being a teen isent easy
yeahhh