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No, I don't really cook much.I kinda was just hoping to get by on my looks.
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OMG, I told her that, it was me!I saved the day!
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I AM the bitch. And you LOVE me.
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Androgynous guys are so manly.
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If they know we like sex as much as they do,we'll never get jewellery
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Foreigners aren't allowed to drive cars in this country, unless it's a cab.
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Man, I just totally forgot why I was laughing.Isn't that funny?
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Don't pity me because I'm beautiful.
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In this country, the rich get treated better than most people.
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If somebody doesn't tell meI'm cute in the next five minutes,my head will explode
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Jobs are for poor people. I'm a rich person who doesn't have any money.
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Stop staring at me or I'll kick you.
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Donna's mouth is as big as her feet.
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There is a god, and he's on my side!
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This was such a great idea, Michael. This was so much fun. Oh, wait, except for t
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There are way too many girls at this party! I cant even smell my own perfume
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Really can't chose. Love them all
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You're an idiot, and science is stupid!
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