posted by namelessbastard
• I lie, I cheat, I steal and I just don't get any respect.
• Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!
• The key to any con is to place the mark in a position where he or she thinks reward will come or harm will be avoided if he or she does exactly as told by the conman.
• What am I gonna do, flush myself down the toilet?
• (To Murdock): Murdock, you'll always be one of us. (Mumbles to himself) Question is, which one?