It was a dark and stormy night. The Addams Family was out in their house doing things. Lurch, the butler, was in the kitchen preparing for that night's meal. Fester was away on a trip for a while. Gomez and Morticia were no place to be seen but inside of the house.
They had a guest over at their house. Their guest was a dark - haired brunette with blue eyes. The brunette turned out to be a woman in her thirties. She was lying on the pointy couch in the house the Addams had and had a book with her. She was reading it while their television was on at the same time. She wasn't paying much attention to the television.
She read a few chapters of her book and then later on the television got distracting to her and then she had to put the book down. So she put the book down in her lap. So he had to do something. So the only thing he could do was pick up a nearby table and throw it on her to make her stop. So he did.
The next thing he knew, Maria screamed. Then he heard running. He knew it was Gomez because he recognized his footsteps. He didn't expect Morticia to be there with Gomez.