REAL THE DARK KNIGHT TEASER TRAILER

Understand something McG. Christian Bale isn't just a good screen presence, he takes good projects that have good authors and competent directors behind them. Mary Herron and Christopher Nolan are two people everyone knows you can rest assured with when you put your name on a project. McG you're talented and gets lots of bumper I'm sure, but being the most creative one in K301 Business Administration doesn't matter to the upper echeleon of ACTUALLY GOOD FILMS and Christian Bale's anger comes from the fact that only arrowone and a few good fans on fanpop understand this. Bale could very easily...

Today I saw The Dark Knight for the first time. I saw Eagle Eye right before that so it was a bit of a change: for the better!

My stupid friends were late getting in because we had to sprint to one movie to the other. We missed the opening scene so at first I thought "Wow, now it's gonna be confusing." Turned out I was wrong!

Now onto the review:

This was indeed the best movie I've ever seen. I'm not just saying this, it has a high gross for a reason. I heard so much about it I just HAD to see it. I was always a big fan of Batman and this made me a bigger fan. I admit the other non-animated movies...

I've got another good night blog for the twilight girl club, but basically this is to let all you good dark knight fans know that stephen king, the only writer who truly matters, gave twilight a stomping. Stephanie Meyer literally got to be on top of the world for two seconds. He gave alot of lesser authors a stomping. And all I got to say is -- Dark Knight could be under attack next. Someone will ask Stephen King what he thinks about Dark Knight and I PROMISE YOU ALL WE WON'T LIKE IT. Why? Not due to plausibility or mistakes or anything like that, but because he's been discussing the very...

This article was not made to offend anyone, or start any arguments. In fact, I love the movie. And his plot. It was all amazing. Any who,

We would expect a ridiculously long and drawn-out murder plot from a villain like the Joker, a man by whom all clearly deranged and psychopathic murderers are measured. But this one had to have taken the assistance of a room full of supercomputers, and several psychics.



We're guessing the planning went something like this:

"First, we find two empty buildings. Without the cops noticing, we'll secretly sneak in hundreds of drums of explosive liquids,...

Long knight rider or dark crystal or whatever this thingamajiggy was -- it was too f'in long, okay? I don't care. There's a guy who dresses up like a bat and doesn't do anything until it's time to fly from the 99th floor of a building to the 95th floor. The guy in the clown outfit is supposedly referred to as a "Joker" but he didn't tell one single joke. He did a magic trick where he made one of the mobsters fall asleep, probably because he was bored by the movie. There's so many questions I have about this movie. It made no sense. Plus I couldn't SEE HALF OF IT!!! My boyfriend is the best...

I'm going to give it a try. Like that Colbert Report guy. Alright here we go.

1. If I want my kids to see the Godfather, I'll rent them the Godfather.

2. The day these same kids weep over anything a district attorney's going through is the day I bathe

3) The day these kids ever stop being mad at aaron eckhart for what I bet appears to the 9-year old to be an obstruction of the action caused by eckhart and his dilemma always being in the way. WE like it because we're adults and it separates batman from even superman, the idea that he WOULD and DID take a murder rep for the good of the people...

I love the Dark Knight because the movie is so well made. I love how clear and crisp the movie is. Of course I love the actors. Micheal Kane is so funny as Alfred he brings much needed humor towards this extremely dark film. Christian Bale is phemeonal as the Caped Crusader. Aaron Eckhart is crazy amazing as fallen hero Harvey Dent, I also loved how good Maggie Gyllenhaal is on how she portrays Rachel and her conflicted feelings she has about Harvey and Bruce. Its tragic that she had to die and the first time I saw the film I was devastated by her loss and cried silently throughout the rest...

As you all know, audio tape has surfaced in which my client the American Psycho himself went off on his director of photography for the Terminator shoot for nearly three and a half minutes because he jumped in front of his view. For the record, my client was not mad at the director of photography. He was frustrated because his career, and the Terminator franchise, is now in the hands of McG. That means not only will the action be as up-close, quick-cut and unwatchable, but the new score will be something Chingy did or something. McG is one of those directors who sits in the back of the room...