Let's Take a Look at Homestuck Ships

DaveJohn shippers: They're so cute I'm gonna die!

Hussie: Oooops I forgot to make them meet. Well let's have a 3 year long journey.

DaveJade-JadeRose-JohnRose shippers: They're so cute I'm gonna die!

Hussie: 3 years.

TereziKarkat shippers: They're so cute I'm gonna die!

Hussie: Wow Terezi, are you flirting with Dave?

DaveTerezi shippers: They're so cute I'm gonna die!

Hussie: Hey Terezi, why don't you say Karkat's adorable? Karkat go and hug her, she'll be very happy.

RoseKanaya shippers: They're so cute I'm gonna die!

Hussie: Awww man, Kanaya's not coming on the journey.

JohnVriska shippers: They're so cute I'm gonna die!

Hussie: Oooops, my hand slipped on Terezi's revenge.

Troll/Troll shippers: They're so cute I'm gonna die!

Hussie: Honk.

KarkatGamzee shippers: They're so cute I'm gonna die!

Hussie: Really? Well they are best friends 5evah.

JakeJane shippers: They're so cute I'm gonna die!

Hussie: Hey whoa Jane really likes him, but she's so shy, let's have friend zone.

DirkRoxy shippers: They're so cute I'm gonna die!

Hussie: Awesome! Hey, did you know that Dirk's in love with Jake now?

DirkJake shippers: They're so cute I'm gonna die!

Hussie: Omg this is almost canon, it hurts- Ooops, I forgot to tell you it's a cross-temporal romance.

JaneRoxy shippers: They're so cute I'm gonna die!

Hussie: Wow, really? Well Roxy lives in the future y'know.

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Hussie: Have a flash.