The Best Character You Never Meet

I think there is one thing we can all agree on. And that is that Six-Fingered Nigel is everyone's favorite character who is only mentioned, never met. He doesn't even reallly exist . . . But who cares!(At least I don't think we meet him. I havent finished the book yet.) I mean:
1: HE'S A MIDGET IN A DRESS WHO ROBS PEOPLE!
2: HIS NAME IS TOO FUNNY!
3: HE'S JUST AMAZING.

If him and Magnus Bane (My other favorite Cassandra Clare character) got in a fight, who would win? I love Magnus, but I think Nigel would pour a pitcher of gin over his head..... Close one.